I found the problem with the battery life. #StraightOuttaShenzen
@Unixbigot Worst. Lightsabre. Ever.
@abstractcode the unfilmed 1978 star-wars sequel novel “Splinter of the Mind’s Eye” has a lengthy sequence where Luke charges his Lightsaber. #IfYouKnowWhatIMean #Literally
@Unixbigot Weird euphemism for “makes out with family members” but that’s really George Lucas’ fault.