personally i think miyazaki should be allowed to hunt sam altman for sport
(this post brought to you by me seeing my first ghibli ai slop elsewhere)
@colon_three lol I was on Know Your Meme yesterday and the "recently uploaded" section was just one guy going ham uploading ghiblified versions of every other meme on the site, absolutely miserable
@colon_three it is just so callous, cold, and cruel.
Maybe the dude could also fall victim to one of the mire dangerous environmentalist messages/analogies from any of the films, wouldn’t that be poetic?
@colon_three I was wondering if we were talking about Hayao or Hidetaka. Now I know.

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And then, if he wants to, animate it in his own style, either metaphorically or literally.

I'd watch this in a heartbeat. Picture it...

The old Master animator retired to enjoy life, but some shadow demon steals his mojo and uses it to create an army crappy copies of his work, and he has to go on a vengeance quest to hunt down the demon, and slay the inferior copies (slop creatures) by drawing defenders that come to life brilliantly and fight for him.

@pseudonym @colon_three what happened?

@light @colon_three

"Studio Ghibli style" filters being applied to all the things. Recent news

Miyazaki had a blistering critique of some animators who brought him AI slop a few years ago.

@pseudonym @colon_three I take it they are not free as in freedom then. Otherwise, just don't watch it?
@colon_three never mind sport, he can also hunt him for food with my full approval. Even better if it’s for dog food. There’d be something beautifully appropriate about knowing Sam Altman was eaten by a Shiba Inu now that I think of it
@colon_three or throw him out of a wide variety of flying contraptions, for entertainment.
@gekitsu @colon_three The Human Drops, the secret sequel to The Wind Rises.
@colon_three the entire nation of Japan might consider this sufficient to declare war on Sam Altman
@colon_three This is not in his spirit

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By FUCK I can only hope that it is with an ancient and traditional bow and arrow. Preferably one that was a gift of some sort.

@colon_three Hunting humans for sport is generally against my principles, but in this specific case, I'll allow it.

Reason: extenuating circumstances.

Also, the Old Master is unlikely to go through with it.

@colon_three I'd pay for a life stream of that.
@colon_three the mental image this evoked is providing an enduring source of joy.
@colon_three This is relevant to my interests. Is there like a petition I can sign or something?
@colon_three it would be unworthwhile to hunt him for meat.
@colon_three Time to have another katana delivered. "No cuts" -> "No AI".
@colon_three he did send a katana to weinstein to warn him off over-editing princess mononoke, didnt he?