I built a real-time emotion detection system that
runs entirely in your browser 🧠

It tracks 478 facial landmarks at 30fps, transcribes
speech with Whisper, and scores sentiment with
DistilBERT — three neural networks running
simultaneously, all client-side. No server, no API
calls, no data ever leaves your device.

Themed after the Voight-Kampff test from Blade Runner
— includes the real questions from the film 🎬

AI wrote all the code. Hosted for $0/month.

https://v-k.tyrellnexus.com/

@willbohn for the love of god can you at least write the fucking toot yourself? 
@willbohn it's pretty cool you can run these models with WASM though. That's a nice TIL. (also it determined me a resting bitch face victim)
@brian Yeah, I'm tweaking that. It has me a RBF score of 20+. It's a good callout.
@brian I did at first. The engagement was abysmal on other platforms, so I just said, "Help me make this not suck."
Especially since I'm not really an emoji guy beyond ASCII art.
@willbohn fuck emoji. gimme dat raw Will power. The only engagement you'll get with LLM generated content is other LLM bros who are afraid to let their real voice be heard for sake of _engagement_. 
@brian alright, you'll get that here in this special place