"What do you mean, you've got a #backroom security system?"

"Well just that: I put anything that needs securing in the back room, and it stays there safe and sound in a very low-key, no-bells-or-whistles sort of way."

"So what do you currently have secured back there? And what's doing the securing?"

"Currently? A forged Rembrandt that would fool most experts, a child math prodigy, and my Pokémon cards. And they're secured by hypnosis and a poster saying 'don't move.'"

#wss366 #microfiction