JJ Celery

Real conversation from our household:

Himself: Is the horse¹ unbridled?
Me: But of course.² (sips drink)
Himself: (departs to feed the horse)³

We are so very fancy.⁴

#HyacinthBucket
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¹ the clothes horse, aka air dryer
² I only took down the dry washing from it minutes ago
³ hang new washing
⁴ no we fucking aren't

Feb 22 at 11:07pmWeb
Show threadEhay2kFeb 23

@jjcelery

What were you drinking? That may tell us if you are fancy or not!

Show threadJJ CeleryFeb 23
@Ehay2k I like there's some doubt about it 😂 I'll leave it to your imagination. Was it a cup of tea? A snifter of port? Bottom shelf vodka? It's a mystery!
Show threadEhay2kFeb 24

@jjcelery

Non AI Analysis:

Tea: possibly fancy
Port: definitely fancy
Bottom shelf vodka: If it's really good, but so cheap that no one thinks it is, that makes you a thrifty connoisseur and very fancy. If it's true rotgut, then not fancy.

Also:
Michelob Ultra: Fancy but dumb
Guinness: Not fancy

Show threadJJ CeleryFeb 24

@Ehay2k I appreciate this detailed analysis.  

One correction: as a Polish person when it comes to vodka I'm always a thrifty connoisseur, but because it's a national buff it's also not fancy.

(I don't know what a Michelob Ultra is and now afraid to check)