“I like drinking Pepsi”

Bluesky: so you like exploiting workers then

Mastodon: you’re probably drinking it at the wrong temperature

Threads: I have never heard of Pepsi you didn’t include enough context do better

Twitter: *OpenClaw spam replies*

@Daojoan drink whisky instead.

@Daojoan

AOL: Take the Pepsi Challenge Today!

@cakemix @Daojoan same as tiktok, but the nature of the challenge is a mystery to everyone but middle schoolers
@Daojoan oh, we in the "with enough vodka, that might be tolerable" faction missed our moment then
@Daojoan Washington Post: The radical left prefer drinking Pepsi over Coca Cola
@Daojoan mastodon: we reverse engineered the recipe and open sourced it,you can try this home made version instead
@foobarry @Daojoan I came to say the same 👍👍, plus here's how you can self host
@Daojoan lol, now I kinda want to find the 0K Pepsi fans tho...
@Daojoan wait, there are soft drinks besides Club-Mate?
@Daojoan I don't care if people disagree, it tastes great when mixed with red wine.

@Daojoan

That Mastodon is so on the nose.