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  Accenture tells staffers: If you want a promotion, use AI at work

｢ A memo sent to senior staff this week, and reported in the FT, informed them that promotions to top roles at the corporation would necessitate "regular adoption" of AI tooling, and it is tracking usage ｣

https://www.theregister.com/2026/02/20/accenture_tells_staffers_want_promotion/

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Accenture tells staffers: If you want a promotion, use AI at work

: Consultancy to monitor usage by meatbags with corporate aspirations

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Feb 21 at 11:20pmWeb
Show threadMichael GemarFeb 22
@jbz @dyckron It’s really revealing that the criterion is *not* “increase productivity”, but instead “use a particular tool”.
Show threadRon DyckFeb 22

@michaelgemar @jbz 💯

If it was the new killer app, you wouldn't have to force it, a simple logic imho!

Show threadMichael GemarFeb 22
@dyckron @jbz Exactly!
Show threadllanciawnFeb 22
@jbz I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Show threadsauc3Feb 28

@jbz

Ah, yes, the revolutionary app you have to be forced to use, or else! That's how you know it's truly transformative technology, your boss can't stop talking about it.