A Russian spy, a sexual predator, and a washed-up billionaire walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "What can I get you, Mr. President?"
@MostlyHarmless i dont get the russian spy part lol o_O
@Lin_wowies @MostlyHarmless there's been a lot of rumors over the years, because he's been a putin fan for so long. they're almost certainly not true (who would clock this guy as reliable enough to be a spy?) but they are funny.