Today's house is in Switzerland, and the surfaces would do a great job of hiding a mess.
(This was a follower submission but I forget who, so please let me know if it was you.)
https://www.propertyowner.ch/de/immobilien/25-20086/
@weirdestate you can't argue it's boring
@weirdestate WTF? This is like a Dr. Seuss world mixed with a nightmare.
@weirdestate "I don't hate it" I thought.
What's the opposite of something growing on you? Because that happened. I went from "This is actually okay" to "I think my skin has crawled off".
@frogglin @weirdestate Same! Like, I appreciate the commitment to the bit, and in theory it's better to have a fun house than a boring one, but after a couple of seconds I realised this would give me a permanent migraine so no thanks
@thegiddystitcher @frogglin Imagine dropping something small on the floor - you'd never find it again.

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MY EYES!!!!

(As someone who is extremely farsighted, this house is an absolute death trap.)

@weirdestate I like the outside. The interior, though, "Can't sleep, clowns will eat me." 😬
@weirdestate Calling that "pop art" is as deranged as that paint job.
@weirdestate This feels like it's a weird kids TV show set that accidentally got labelled as an actual livable house
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Yeah, yeah, beautiful colors and all that. But next to an active train line. And the noise barrier's on the other side of the tracks.
@weirdestate The owners could still be living there and you'd never know.
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