Umberto Eco uses 50% less fuel and 30% less packaging than regular Umberto
@rstevens good post as judged by this household. โœŒ๏ธ
@janl @rstevens oh hi Jan! I discovered you commenting @rstevens post and then I remembered that we built BayIMCO together. Do you remember too? :D
@niqwithq @rstevens I donโ€™t think Iโ€™ll ever forget that project :) getting all of Bavaria covid vaccines is a bit of a big deal :)
@janl @rstevens with awesome UX and awesome offline support, am I write ๐Ÿฅนโค๏ธ
@janl @rstevens meant to say โ€žam I right*โ€œ ;)
@janl @niqwithq bavaria is real???
@rstevens @niqwithq I never went, it was all remote, so could have been a big sham.
@rstevens
and all the ideas are bio-degradable
@rstevens do I get Umberto Eco package with my Umberto Premium subscription?

@rstevens

Fully biodegradable.

And now I'm sad. He lived a good life though!

@rstevens That's because it's powered by Semiotics and you get double the meaning from the same amount of words.
@rstevens The key is replacing the standard otics with semiotics.
@rstevens Makes sense; Foucault's pendulum runs on gravity.
@rstevens i fookin hatechu you witty little beast. and to know he would have laughed at the absurdity of this joke makes it the more delightful
@rstevens Unfortunately, Jevon's paradox means the overall Umberto consumption only goes up.
@rstevens And Judith Light contains 33% less fat and sugar than regular Judith.
@rstevens I just saw this again because of other boosts and I wish I could just boost it once a day
@dottorblaster boost > unboost > boost > unboost > boost > unboost > boost > unboost > boost > unboost > boost > unboost > infinity
@rstevens
Oh my! Eco is the surname!
I know it's a pun but I'm sure someone will take it seriously ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜
@MauroV1968
@rstevens
Besides he's currently in the news for a book he did not write.
https://www.temporal-communities.de/events/lecture-carmen-nova.html
Vortrag | Niels Penke: Carmen Nova. รœber fingierte Texte von Umberto Eco und Roland Barthes

@rstevens Is it local sourced tho...?
@rstevens But Ecco the Dolphin is better for the environment.
@rstevens I laughed like an idiot for like a minute ๐Ÿ˜‚
@rstevens Umberto Maxx would deliver the Name of the Rose as a 90 minute action thriller ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ˜…

@rstevens And if you want a useful set of tests you can apply to right wing governments and candidates look no further than this:

https://theanarchistlibrary.org/library/umberto-eco-ur-fascism

Ur-Fascism

Umberto Eco Ur-Fascism June 22, 1995

The Anarchist Library
@rstevens
Umberto Eco was very good. It's a shame they discontinued it in 2016.
@rstevens in case that matters, Umberto is a software to analyze the environmental impacts of a company and its products https://www.ifu.com/umberto/lca-software/
Life Cycle Assessment (LCA) Software | Umberto

The LCA Software for professionals โž  Improve the environmental performance of your products and save costs effectively.

@rstevens And comes out smelling like a rose.
@rstevens ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
@rstevens worried about how much book packaging regular Umberto would generate now ๐Ÿ˜€
@rstevens funny that you read that in "Eco". "Eco" is "echo" in Italian.
@rstevens @necrosis
Yet still he was 100% right on fascism.

@rstevens

I am shaking my head at you.

Your post will never die. Not while humans live, and microblog.