danbri
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Umberto Eco uses 50% less fuel and 30% less packaging than regular Umberto
PatrikSpurzem@rstevens ๐คฃ
Jan Lehnardt 
@janl we did it!!!
Niq
jeeger
Ian Tindale
William Tombert@rstevens I waited my whole life for this joke.
your auntifa liza ๐ต๐ท ๐ฆ ๐ฆฆ
Dym Sohin@rstevens
and all the ideas are bio-degradable
and all the ideas are bio-degradable
Pavel@rstevens do I get Umberto Eco package with my Umberto Premium subscription?
Pretergeek@rstevens lower emissions too.
Pete
Seiรฐr@rstevens That's because it's powered by Semiotics and you get double the meaning from the same amount of words.
Alessio 
@rstevens absolutely accurate
pb@rstevens The key is replacing the standard otics with semiotics.
Michael Gemar
john spurling@rstevens Makes sense; Foucault's pendulum runs on gravity.
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐@rstevens i fookin hatechu you witty little beast. and to know he would have laughed at the absurdity of this joke makes it the more delightful
Matthew Dockrey@rstevens Unfortunately, Jevon's paradox means the overall Umberto consumption only goes up.
Scott Richmond@rstevens And Judith Light contains 33% less fat and sugar than regular Judith.
@rstevens I just saw this again because of other boosts and I wish I could just boost it once a day
@dottorblaster boost > unboost > boost > unboost > boost > unboost > boost > unboost > boost > unboost > boost > unboost > infinity
Paolo Redaelli@rstevens
Oh my! Eco is the surname!
I know it's a pun but I'm sure someone will take it seriously ๐๐๐คช๐
@MauroV1968
Oh my! Eco is the surname!
I know it's a pun but I'm sure someone will take it seriously ๐๐๐คช๐
@MauroV1968
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AllisterMcLane@rstevens dad jokes done right
Laura Vanderperas 
Magnus@rstevens
Besides he's currently in the news for a book he did not write.
https://www.temporal-communities.de/events/lecture-carmen-nova.html
Besides he's currently in the news for a book he did not write.
https://www.temporal-communities.de/events/lecture-carmen-nova.html
RadekVechet@rstevens Is it local sourced tho...?
Shawn K. O'Shea@rstevens But Ecco the Dolphin is better for the environment.
Pepe Mapache 
@rstevens I laughed like an idiot for like a minute ๐
The Evil Microwizard@rstevens Umberto Maxx would deliver the Name of the Rose as a 90 minute action thriller ๐ฅ๐
Andy Linton ๐ฎ๐ช 
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@rstevens And if you want a useful set of tests you can apply to right wing governments and candidates look no further than this:
https://theanarchistlibrary.org/library/umberto-eco-ur-fascism
EU Citizen๐ช๐บ
Toby Inkster 
@rstevens
Umberto Eco was very good. It's a shame they discontinued it in 2016.
Umberto Eco was very good. It's a shame they discontinued it in 2016.
whatimreadingnow
super_user_do
WildEnte@rstevens in case that matters, Umberto is a software to analyze the environmental impacts of a company and its products https://www.ifu.com/umberto/lca-software/
Michael Seraph@rstevens @lowqualityfacts this one's for you
FirefighterGeek 
@rstevens And comes out smelling like a rose.
Mo Ali | ู
ุญ ุนูู@rstevens * Looks for unfollow button *
Miguel Hinojosa@rstevens ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
gavin@rstevens worried about how much book packaging regular Umberto would generate now ๐
Gustomela ๐๏ธ๐ชต๐ป@rstevens funny that you read that in "Eco". "Eco" is "echo" in Italian.
Juanjo@ChacheNeguer @rstevens jajajajaja
M Schommer
Edelruth, PBS Passport HolderI am shaking my head at you.
Your post will never die. Not while humans live, and microblog.