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A lot of people are naming a lot of things that are computer.
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The Computer Is Your Friend
@HighlandLawyer Friends are computers.
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Ergo Friends are electric. Answering a long-standing question.
@HighlandLawyer @lowqualityfacts and electric is eels. Thus friends are eels
@independentpen @lowqualityfacts
But when the jaw opens wide and there's more jaw inside, that's a Moray.
@lowqualityfacts My patience. Its never processed efficiently nor produced reliable output.
@jwharrison Your patience is computer.
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To suggest my patience is a computer is logically inconsistent with the amount of smoke currently pouring out of my logic circuits.

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Trump = totally not computer 😁

@Remke Trump is a malfunctioning computer.

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Yes, he might be an AI hologram.

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Marlin 39A golden trigger .22 cal lever action rifle?

@lemgandi A Marlin 39A golden trigger .22 cal lever action rifle is computer.
@lowqualityfacts Bread!
Apples!
Very small rocks!
Cider!
Great gravy!
Cherries!
Mud!
Churches -- churches!
Lead -- lead!
A duck.
@ramsey These are all computers. Especially mud.
@lowqualityfacts They also all float in water, which implies computer floats in water.
@lowqualityfacts Computer? I hardly know her!
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Well, I have and use a hand operated can-opener, that is not a computer, or operated by a computer.
And I still use pencils on paper too.
@Davida_Taylor Hand operated can-openers and pencils and papers are computer.
I thought it was possessive. Everything owns a computer. Everything's Computer
@lowqualityfacts the small wooden table i use every day for my computer activities
@donkey The small wooden table is computer.
@lowqualityfacts You know something is iconic when decades later people who weren't even alive use it to represent something.

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It's FRIEND COMPUTER, you TRAITOR!

@Computer

@lowqualityfacts ummm, is a banana a computer?