DogpileFeb 13
Low Quality Facts
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Everything's Computer Pin. Go ahead and try to name one thing that's not computer. I dare you.
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Feb 11 at 5:00pmWeb
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A lot of people are naming a lot of things that are computer.
Show threadHighlandLawyerFeb 11
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The Computer Is Your Friend
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@HighlandLawyer Friends are computers.
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Ergo Friends are electric. Answering a long-standing question.
Show threadElisabeth MFeb 11
@HighlandLawyer @lowqualityfacts and electric is eels. Thus friends are eels
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@independentpen @lowqualityfacts
But when the jaw opens wide and there's more jaw inside, that's a Moray.
Show threadtunneltoastFeb 11
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@tunneltoast Loving the computer is computer.
Show threadBubba BoombatzFeb 12
@lowqualityfacts My patience. Its never processed efficiently nor produced reliable output.
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@jwharrison Your patience is computer.
Show threadBubba BoombatzFeb 12
@lowqualityfacts
To suggest my patience is a computer is logically inconsistent with the amount of smoke currently pouring out of my logic circuits.
Show threadLife's details 🔎Feb 11

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Trump = totally not computer 😁

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@Remke Trump is a malfunctioning computer.
Show threadLife's details 🔎Feb 11

@lowqualityfacts

Yes, he might be an AI hologram.

Show threadlb1aFeb 11
@lowqualityfacts potatoes!
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@lb1a Potatoes are computer.
Show threaddonkeyFeb 12
@lowqualityfacts @lb1a i thought potato was camera
Show threadlemgandiFeb 11

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Marlin 39A golden trigger .22 cal lever action rifle?

Show threadLow Quality FactsFeb 11
@lemgandi A Marlin 39A golden trigger .22 cal lever action rifle is computer.
Show threadDraken BlackKnightFeb 11
@lowqualityfacts
Is beer computer?
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@draken Beer is computer.
Show threadAinsley LowbeerFeb 11
@lowqualityfacts Cat is not computer.
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@AinsleyLowbeer Cat is computer.
Show threadHyrax  Feb 11
@lowqualityfacts Am I a computer?
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@introvertcatto You are computer.
Show threadBen RamseyFeb 11
@lowqualityfacts Bread!
Apples!
Very small rocks!
Cider!
Great gravy!
Cherries!
Mud!
Churches -- churches!
Lead -- lead!
A duck.
Show threadLow Quality FactsFeb 11
@ramsey These are all computers. Especially mud.
Show threadBen RamseyFeb 11
@lowqualityfacts They also all float in water, which implies computer floats in water.
Show threadLitchraleeFeb 11
@lowqualityfacts Are you computer?
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@litchralee I am computer.
Show threadTrout Mask ReplicantFeb 11
@lowqualityfacts Autoerotica
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@zimmatore Autoetotica is computer.
Show threadMx VerdaFeb 12
@lowqualityfacts @zimmatore Nier Autoerotica
Show threadElisabeth MFeb 11
@lowqualityfacts you? Are you computer?
Show threadLow Quality FactsFeb 11
@independentpen I am computer.
Show thread@stevewfoldsFeb 11
@lowqualityfacts My axe & sledgehammer.
Show threadLow Quality FactsFeb 11
@stevewfolds Your axe & sledgehammer are computer.
Show thread@stevewfoldsFeb 11
@lowqualityfacts F=ma
Show threadRichard DegenneFeb 11
@lowqualityfacts Computer? I hardly know her!
Show threadDavida TaylorFeb 11
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Well, I have and use a hand operated can-opener, that is not a computer, or operated by a computer.
And I still use pencils on paper too.
Show threadLow Quality FactsFeb 11
@Davida_Taylor Hand operated can-openers and pencils and papers are computer.
Show threadSquirrelFeb 11
@lowqualityfacts Oatmeal
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@squirrel Oatmeal is computer.
Show threadLoseFriendsandAlienatePeopleFeb 12
I thought it was possessive. Everything owns a computer. Everything's Computer
Show threaddonkeyFeb 12
@lowqualityfacts the small wooden table i use every day for my computer activities
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@donkey The small wooden table is computer.
Show threadQuark MakerFeb 12
@lowqualityfacts You know something is iconic when decades later people who weren't even alive use it to represent something.
Show threadAlexander ShendiFeb 12

@lowqualityfacts

It's FRIEND COMPUTER, you TRAITOR!

@Computer

Show threadCoraxFeb 12
@lowqualityfacts John Mastodon
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@Corax42 John Mastodon is computer.
Show threadCoraxFeb 12
@lowqualityfacts *shocked expression*
Show threadMx VerdaFeb 12
@lowqualityfacts gay is not computer
Show threadBucket BongFeb 13
@lowqualityfacts ummm, is a banana a computer?