βͺ #SnoringBeauty 44 π΄
Oh, no, the job is nice. Good pay, easy... I just need to greet customers, find them a table and managing them to the best spot.
No, my complain is that my boos wouldn't stop oogling at my legs during the whole interview... He could at least pretend not to do it, ugh
π£ #SnoringBeauty 45 π£
So, game review:
Good: the first part with the tracks and the team train diving while cannonballing down UFOs was great.
Bad: the second part with the room maze immediately after was too much. The chasing girls and their punishment dress were a bit overkill, and the butcher knife they carried was very out of place.
Pls nerf
π΅ #SnoringBeauty 46 π΅
Dear diary,
Yes, the world ended. Kinda.
We all got yeeted via nether portals to fictional universes. Me and a friend went to the Game of Thrones' one. Got assigned a job as an alchemist and a girls' residence, my friend ended in the mines. I think I'm making her explosives?
π΅ #SnoringBeauty 47 β«
Oh, a package from the academy? That's weird...
Wait, wait! Not tha-mmngh!!
...
...
Ugh... in what mess I got this time...?
π£ #SnoringBeauty 48 β«
When you have to do a live concert, but the pandemics confinement is still ongoing and you have to do it from a window of the internal yard at home...
βͺ #SnoringBeauty 49 β«
For the future, always lock the door before going to sleep, no matter how tired. Otherwise the twin girls from next door may have a wake up surprise... Which may add to the surprise of your boss sending mails wanting paperwork... And a random guy in a bathrobe demanding a massage with 'happy ending'...
π£ #SnoringBeauty 50 π£
Come on, guys, I doubt this physics project is so hard it needs an eldritch ritual!
And why do I have to be the offering? I'm not the one who needs help!
π΅#SnoringBeauty 51 β«
Undercover on a beauty salon to see what they hide!
It was a mind controlling and brainwashing operation!
Time to get the hell outta here!
π΅ #SnoringBeauty 52βͺ
Ladies and gentlemen, we present you the unholy mix of miniskirt and shorts, for when you just can't decide. Well, you're not deciding anymore, it's always the two at once.
β« #SnoringBeauty 53 π΄
When you can't simply go into a restaurant with show without taking notes for designs...
π£ #SnoringBeauty 54 π£
Life tip: if someone tells you to get up for a big surprise while you're half asleep... don't fall for it, she's definitely up to something!
π΅#SnoringBeauty 55 π΅
Listen, you told me to dress properly for the business dinner, and I did it, I don't see any problem.
You got that contract without having to say a thing, I didn't have to wear a suit, and the other two guys were pretty... satisfied with the view, we all win!
π΄ #SnoringBeauty 56 β«
Costume party! And what better than a fearsome demon to go as!
... Okay, maybe not too fearsome, but the street is! There are floor level windows with hands reaching out from them, and a store catered to kidnapping supplies!
I know, I know, time to run.
π΅ #SnoringBeauty 57 βͺ
If you find an old jewel bracelet in an antique store and your brain tells you it's cursed, obey and leave it aside.
Those things tend to be quite clingy and cumbersome...
π΄ #SnoringBeauty 58β«
Ugh, exploring a dark cave through a suspiciously narrow stone cliff over a pool of radioactive green liquid wasn't exactly what I had planned... Whatever is behind that door better be good.
π€ #SnoringBeauty 59 β«
Hmm... nothign to say here, I'm afraid. I think I thought each dress would be too revealing on their own and I put both designs together?
π£ #SnoringBeauty 60 π΅
Hey, there's a hidden undergroung market in this Minecraft server!
Hmm... that doll looks a bit like me... suspiciously so...
βͺ #SnoringBeauty 61 βͺ
Bullshit, that store clerk just wanted to leave early!
Couldn't she just ask me to leave, instead of deciding I was too indecisive and needed all... this?! She must have made the whole day sale, this doesn't look cheap!
Where the hell do I go like this this late...
π΅ #SnoringBeauty 62 π΄
Your typical day, playing in the river with two twin sisters when suddenly a giant octopus spitting typhoons appear and ruins it all.
-What I don't understand is the dress
Well, I'll have to coordinate, don't I?
π‘ #SnoringBeauty 63 βͺ
Fishes...? No, they're candy! It's not my fault only half of each is visible.
Okay, it may be partly my fault. Hush.
π€ #SnoringBeauty 64 π‘
Sugar, du du du du du duu...
Oooh, honey honey, du du du du du duu...
Aw, the shirt is melting already!
π΄ #SnoringBeauty 65 βͺ
Aw, crap! She's completely butchering the song! I knew they shouldn't have chosen her as the representative for the actuaction...
Girls, I can't believe I'm gonna say it, but...
Bring me the backup costume, gotta do something about it.
β« #SnoringBeauty 66 π΄
Okay, time to play a bit on the Battle Factory...
Hey, what's going on? I don't remember the game being this glotched, all sprites are a total mess!
I... don't remember this uniform either...
π£#SnoringBeauty 68 π£ (part 1)
Magical girl? Sai to the rescue! Now in different power levels and capilar intensity!
π΄ #SnoringBeauty 69 β«
Remember, being a boy is NOT an excuse to avoid being the bride on a wedding. Especially if the mob godmother says so.
Ugh, it better be my ticket outta all this, being jammed in this dress is a nightmare!
π΅#SnoringBeauty 71 π΅
Beware, browsing the internet looking for references can get you to... strange places
π£ #SnoringBeauty 72 π£
Mmngh... hmoph dmh Ih kemh gemmhing imgoh thimph khign ogh twoughne...
(Translation: How do I keep getting into this kind of trouble...)
π£ #SnoringBeauty 73 π£
Pre-warming beds in a hotel? Hmm, looks like an easy and comfy job...
*later*
...
Seriously, a dog uniform? Do I have to bark too?
π€ #SnoringBeauty 74 β«
When you see something pretty on the TV and you just think 'I want it!'
π΅ #SnoringBeauty 75π΅
... and whem it finally arrives after you order it... Dang it!
π’ #SnoringBeauty 76π£
And then, after running away in that alien goo infested space station and kicking a giant ant alien, we got stuck in a chamber.
Turns out, she got infected with the goo and stuff happened.
With erotic results.
π΄ #SnoringBeauty 77 π΄
Yaaaay, my dress for prom finally arrived!!
...
Yeah, on retrospective, that was clearly a dream.
π΄ #SnoringBeauty 78 π΅
Go, Miniice!
*cute beeping noises*
#crossdressing #digitalArt #krita #drawingDreams #pokemon #fakemon
π΅#SnoringBeauty 79 βͺ
Imagine walking on the busiest downtown street like this...
Luckily it was 6 AM and it was all empty, lol
βͺ #SnoringBeauty 80 π΄
You three, stop giggling already! I lost the race, and now I'm wearing this crap, let's get this all done at once, this is pretty embarrassing as it is!
And you better keep those photos to yourselves!
π€ #SnoringBeauty 81 π€
Hey, I don't know a thing about couples therapy, but... are you really sure this improvised photoshoot would improve how I see myself?
Okay, then, you're the expert here...
π‘#SnoringBeauty 82 π΅
When you're in the middle of a dream but it begins to crash down out of nowhere and your brain starts blasting you design notes like a meth-full flamingo with a megaphone.
So... yeah, linen soldier, I guess.
π΄ #SnoringBeauty 83 β«
Oh, dear, I think I fainted in math class...
Uh? What do you mean what am I wearing?
π©· #SnoringBeauty 84 π©·
"Now, you must be ready for an undercover mission in any kind of setting and environment, whether it be a professional, servile or formal"
Why everything has to be pink tho...
π΅ #SnoringBeauty 85 + N1π’
When your friend and you ditch a museum exposition and just go randomly under the rain... until you find an abandonded soccer ball and try your best to not snap your feet in two with an impromptu match.
But fear not, because she had not one but TWO (2) spare dresses on her bag to return home after the rain!
Why she had those... I didn't question it too much, it was that or pneumonia.
What a nice friend, tho :3
π΅ #SnoringBeauty 86 π΅
So, your teacher just dragged you to the showers for a deep clean before a big 'thing' she volunteered you into to help her?
Yeah!
Could you see what it was?
Em... no.
β« #SnoringBeauty 87 π΄
Touhou has so many waifus that sometimes it's very difficult to choose which one to cosplay...
π΄#SnoringBeauty 88 β«
Okay, Sai, it's just a night out at a bar... just stay cool, yeah!
βͺ#SnoringBeauty 89 π‘
Nothing to see here, just a fancy ornament thingy, moving on...
π€ #SnoringBeauty 89 β«
Tsk, great, you just ruined a perfectly fine toot, now it needs a content warning!
π€ #SnoringBeauty 90 π£
> Gets isekai'd into Wakfu universe
> Immediately gets kidnapped
> ???
> Protfit
β«#SnoringBeauty 91π
Slashing giant golems to pieces in full Ghost Rider mode, just your typical day, right?
βͺ #SnoringBeauty 92 β«
Do you wanna build a snowman... πΆ
No, I didn't. I actually got the hell outta there when I saw the costume truck, not sure exactly why...
π’#SnoringBeauty 93 π©·
New Quest Accepted: Flower Gathering!
...
Sai failed to pick up the flowers without upsetting them!
Flowers strike back!
Sai was defeated! And dressed up too!
Quest Failed!
Sai
Hov!