Common advice: If you want to be successful, make sure to carefully proofread your emails and speak in a professional manner.

Every single email from the richest people on the planet:
"jeffrey.. Thank u for crzy party. Loved the hotdoggs. Lets talk biznss ideas. Maybe make monies tgthr???"

@lowqualityfacts That’s not even funny. A WhatsApp-dump from a German Media Tycoon (Döpfner controlling Springer) revealed cringeworthy spelling and grammar. I know it is bit ableist, but I would expect at least a bit of decorum from our ruling class.

@lowqualityfacts I mean calling them successful is... Well, I guess on deeper level it's commentary on the failures of capitalism and the prioritisation, particularly in the US but across the uppermost classes, of wealth as a measure of success if not the only/key one.

So yeah.
Don't be like them.

@lowqualityfacts man, your president is illiterate, what do you expect from his vassals.

@lowqualityfacts

There were a ton of Elon Musk text messages released as part of some lawsuit involving the Twitter acquisition.

The same pattern showed up there, this time mixed with unbridled enthusiasm for Musk’s purchase (which seemed serious at the time, but perhaps they didn’t care about the business as a business, but as a powerful platform).

@lowqualityfacts Fun fact, being successful is not contingent on being intelligent. It is only contingent on being good at taking advantage of other people.
@lowqualityfacts Rich privilege is being able to send an email to your buddy Jeff without using spellcheck or removing all references to the many felonies you’re actively committing without facing consequences for it.