Sam Clemente
She's (almost) 13 and has been living with retirees her whole life
If you interrupt her nap schedule she gets cranky
The schedule:
- Post Wake-up nap
- Complain about food
- Pre-lunch nap
- Complain about food again
- Get served lunch
- Wait to see if the humans will provide any better food options
- Early afternoon nap
- Check if better food has appeared
- Mid afternoon nap
- Judge passers-by
- Early evening nap
- Complain that you haven't eaten all day (this was your choice)
- Judge passers-by
- Evening nap
- Complain about bedtime
- Bedtime
- Rinse and repeat
- Post Wake-up nap
- Complain about food
- Pre-lunch nap
- Complain about food again
- Get served lunch
- Wait to see if the humans will provide any better food options
- Early afternoon nap
- Check if better food has appeared
- Mid afternoon nap
- Judge passers-by
- Early evening nap
- Complain that you haven't eaten all day (this was your choice)
- Judge passers-by
- Evening nap
- Complain about bedtime
- Bedtime
- Rinse and repeat
Wake ups often also include relocation to try and find the sunny spot again
Brad Thornborrow@countablenewt Why so cranky? https://youtu.be/9Hp44eaK8Lc?si=b0J1zR1hgpKJep7B
TOM JONES - Why Why Why Delilah
Robin Barton@countablenewt but cute