Jonathan Kamens 86 47
Yeah, I'm definitely going to connect with this guy. Excellent invitation to connect, no notes. /s
#AI #slop #AISlop #spam #LinkedIn
[EDIT: removed the IBM hashtag since it turns out he does not currently work for IBM, that's just LinkedIn lying.]
Feb 2 at 2:49pmWeb
Show threadJonathan Kamens 86 47Feb 2
I replied, "This is so embarrassing for you," and rejected the connection request. I didn't block him, because I genuinely want to see what, if anything, he says in response. THEN I'll block him.
Show threadJonathan Kamens 86 47Feb 2
His response: "Yes, it is. My apologies. I had made a template that I was pasting and updating and hit send before rewriting. Again my apologies."
The fact that the was doing this from a "template" makes it pretty clear how much of my "work" he "saw".
Show thread[email protected]Feb 2
@jik
๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿคก
Show threadBitHive Feb 2
@elala @jik yeah everyone know that I work at $company
Show threadAmber  (aka kemona_halftau)Feb 2
@jik do... do they use a windows batch file script to send those?? โ€‹โ€‹
Show threadAlexander ๐Ÿ˜ทFeb 2

@kemona_halftau It's LinkedIn, so maybe?

@jik

Show threadDickenhobelixFeb 2
@jik you got me at "build trust in AI"...
Show threadMichael NewtonFeb 2
@[email protected] @[email protected] just the level of trust and attention to detail you like to see in people offering checks notes assurance services!โ€‹
Kevin Beaumont (@[email protected])

4.27K Posts, 768 Following, 69.6K Followers ยท Cybersecurity weather person and award winning shitposter. Shitposting is an anagram of Top Insights. You may be surprised to know I am not representing my employer here and these are not their opinions. I have Direct Messages disabled - you can send them, but I will never receive them.

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Show threadStomataFeb 2
@jik working in %company% is my dream
Show threadJonathan YuFeb 2
@jik Hey FIRST_NAME, this is an excellent toot
Show threadโ„‚๐•–๐•๐•–๐•ค๐•ฅ๐•–@world: /# Feb 2
@jik I need to found a company called %company%
Show threadChopChop65Feb 2

@jik
This how everything will go on now. I also hear that companies use AI to select CV's, and if your CV is not AI made, you most likely won't get selected.

This what companies want, this what people use every day and they don't realize the disadvantages.

Show threadJonathan Kamens 86 47Feb 2
@ChopChop65 Well, not every company, just the ones dead set on making the world worse. I'm hiring right now, and I'm personally reading every cover letter and resumรฉ.
Show thread๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Ch0wW ๐ŸŽฎ/๐Ÿ”ŒFeb 2

@jik Hello %first_name%,

%content_answer%

Yours truly,
%acc_name%

:P

Show threadArazilFeb 2
@jik Good %greeting_time%, fellow humans! ๐Ÿคก
Show threadBogdan BuduroiuFeb 2
@jik he could've used an LLM directly, yet opted for the frugal approach of making the LLM make a template first to be applied without AI thereafter. Very industrious person, I appreciate /s
Show threadGondorFeb 2

@jik
Answering with a friendly, but denying Meme of "the Dude" ("Free Guy")

%Catchphrase%. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Show threadjeancfFeb 2
@jik
I love the "build trust in AI" part ๐Ÿ˜‚
Show threadKevin Karhan Feb 2
@jik I really find it funny when the #SpamBot malfunctions and goes "full GlaDoS" and falls flat on it's faceโ€ฆ
GLaDOS: Unbelievable, you subject name here must be the pride of subject hometown here

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Show threadrtificialFeb 2
@jik put hidden Unicode or glitch text in your name. You can tell which are bots by how they use your name in reach out messages.
Show threadjoFeb 2
@rtificial @jik confirm, that works well.
Show threadbyte21516Feb 2
@jik idk, he used so many words but said nothing
Show threadeuroplus Feb 3
@jik @thatKomputerKat the IBM hashtag was probably AI-generated
Show threadvalentijn scholtenFeb 3
@jik %agreed%