"Kaiju Armageddon", in which a group of Extremely American oil roughnecks have 12 days to learn to speak Japanese, operate a Japanese crab-fishing ship, and sail that into battle against Godzilla. They are helped in the third act by the sudden appearance of Ben Affleck, the Harbinger of Stupidity, and some very powerful power ballads.
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