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batkaren (a/k/a kt roth)By age 35, your 500-foot burial pyramid should already be 80% complete.
Pusher of PixelsI'm closer to this
Gorgeous na Shock!@batkaren Never read retirement advice... it's just not good for your mental health.
Flaming Cheeto@batkaren that's fine. By my calc that's only around 223ft high and my hoarding pile is just about there.
John Maxwell@batkaren - Right. So, how do I get out of the pyramid again?
vieuxnezOh no... I think I just realized what that pharaoh's servant retirement clause means... I should've stuck with the union.
TheZorseOh shit
🇺🇦 haxadecimal 🚫👑@batkaren By age 35, your clean room Unix-compatible operating system keenel should be well on its way to world domination.
@pineywoozle ‘s #3WordNote@batkaren What if I just stacked the people who’ve disappointed me into a pyramid shape & shellacked em?
szakib@Pineywoozle @batkaren Well, would the resulting pile be 500 feet tall? If yes, this could work!
@Pineywoozle @batkaren Oh sorry, I forgot for a moment that they are The Worst. 😂
@szakib lol There ya go.
(Actually I wouldn’t have enough for even a medium sized backyard shed. 😝 Not because a huge portion of the population doesn’t vote Republican and subsist on other hate crime activities but because I’m just damn picky about who I’ll even talk to.😉)
Rob@batkaren And as everyone knows, if you don't finish your pyramid, there's just no point to it.
clacke: exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛
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Marc "ACAB" Godin@batkaren you say burial pyramid, I say laundry pile.
Martin Seeger@batkaren Shit, forgot to order 400.000 workers. Do you have any plans for the next weekends?
Gulo@batkaren kind of wish I never saw this, but…
The Great Pyramid of Giza’s base is 756’, which means that I need around 14 acres of land.
I have spent the last half hour researching building codes of mausoleums and crypts. In Oregon, they mostly have to not catch on fire and have pressure relief systems.
I wonder if I got the land, if I could try building something with Compressed Earth Blocks (CEB).
But for now, I’m going to go and try and find some other shiny object to distract me from this shiny object of a project.
The Great Pyramid of Giza’s base is 756’, which means that I need around 14 acres of land.
I have spent the last half hour researching building codes of mausoleums and crypts. In Oregon, they mostly have to not catch on fire and have pressure relief systems.
I wonder if I got the land, if I could try building something with Compressed Earth Blocks (CEB).
But for now, I’m going to go and try and find some other shiny object to distract me from this shiny object of a project.