@swelljoe because ChatGPT is a Gollum Ipsum generator.
@swelljoe That was an unintended repost without credit. This is the original poster
https://bsky.app/profile/matthighton.bsky.social/post/3mdi5a73dek25
Matthew Highton (@matthighton.bsky.social)

It was all innocent everyone. Please be nice. Let’s not turn into the other place ❀️ [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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@Bassano ah, thanks. They didn't alt text their post, though, so...can't win. So, the original is here without alt text: https://bsky.app/profile/matthighton.bsky.social/post/3mdg6awabak2a
Matthew Highton (@matthighton.bsky.social)

If Bilbo had Chat GPT

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@swelljoe the AI is right
@ami_angelwings that's right. A lot of trouble for the Fellowship of the Ring could have been avoided if they'd just let Bilbo keep his ring. He could have moved into a cave, subsisted on tasty fish. But, no, they had to make it complicated.
@swelljoe the cycle continues forever with hobbit after hobbit while sauron gets increasingly more frustrated
@swelljoe that's the ultimate torture for sauron, every few thousand years a new hobbit takes the ring from the old one and Sauron comes so close to having a chance to get it back, but then they just become another Gollum