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Steve CarterThe review to end all reviews.
François @Jura@GetCarter MAGA should be forced to watch it at least once! As said the cult leader, this is a MUST WATCH.
JoHann Es@FrancoisPrague @GetCarter in Guantanamo?
CyberPunker
Ketakater
SecondUniverse (she/her/they)@FrancoisPrague @GetCarter They'll probably show it in schools.
Watch the original: "Zone of interest"
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r-vfg3KkV54
But in this case must have been titled:
"Zone of no interest at all. Thank you."
The Zone of Interest | Official Trailer HD | A24
KerplunkFilm melania, kids here are calling it melonome, a cancer growth.
Eggs now in different baskets.@Kerplunk @GetCarter I have called her Melamine for while.
Has pretensions of being made of high value fine bone china but in reality is made of a cheap hard shiny plastic substitute that will end up disposed of in a landfill site.
@the_wub @Kerplunk @GetCarter I think Melamine in a landfill will decompose faster than most parts of her though.
I have a feeling the stone cold gaze will be the last to crumble...
I have called her Melamine for while.
Ouch, well made Melamine products can be very useful especially around kids.
I can not say that for the immigrant trump sucking monster melanome melanie.
Becca@GetCarter rough. 😂
@GetCarter Hopefully they'll have a parachute handy in case.
MusiqueNow 
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I'm a closet wannabe stand up comic. I wish I came up with that 🤣
Aral Balkan@GetCarter Alt text, graphic:
THE LONDON ECONOMIC
A NEW FILM:
MELANIA
TWENTY DAYS TO HISTORY
"Even if they showed this on a plane, people would still walk out."
Prof Michael E. Mann
Disisdeguey🔻PalestineAction🇵🇸@GetCarter I mean, not even in Torrentland will be downloaded or streamed. 🔥🔥🔥🔥 #notevenforfree
xs4me2Hahaha!
Mirror mirror on the wall...
Our current state of affairs reads like a horror fairytale...
panda4x4
Stephen Elliott~BuckleyIt premieres in Vancouver today, at one theater, three showings.
One advance ticket has been purchased. For any of the shows.
JdeBPWho on Earth were those three people in Islington? And are they alright afterwards?
https://mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/melania-trump-suffers-humiliating-blow-36629616
delanthear@JdeBP @GetCarter probably reviewers!
MegatronicThronBanks@JdeBP @GetCarter WHY? WHY did they turn up?
David Chisnall (*Now with 50% more sarcasm!*)@megatronicthronbanks @JdeBP @GetCarter
Lost a bet maybe?
toni 
ScriptFanix💍
@JdeBP
Were they alright in the first place? Were they forced to attend? Are their families safe?
So many questions!
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Were they alright in the first place? Were they forced to attend? Are their families safe?
So many questions!
@GetCarter
Michel Patrice« some two-thirds of the crew members who worked on the film in New York had requested not to have their names formally credited on the documentary. »
WesDym@MichelPatrice Something about association with the director. But I don't understand why now. Didn't they know who was directing it while they were working on it?
@MichelPatrice Okay, I just learned more about this. Apparently, Amazon employees were REQUIRED to work on it, and couldn't opt out "for political reasons". So they did the work and got paid, but they don't want their names associated with it.
Jon Roach@GetCarter "sick burn!"
Hugo Mills@GetCarter EasyJet: "Would you like to see the in-flight movie?"
"No thanks."
"That'll be £20 extra, then."
Ray McCarthy@GetCarter
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melania_(film)
Vue International reported that ticket sales were "soft" in the United Kingdom and that most of the showings sold no tickets.
And the director?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brett_Ratner#Sexual_assault_allegations
It's simply a money laundering vehicle. A $28 million bribe by Jeff Bezos (Amazon).
JamesThere's a CraigsList offer in the Boston area - free tickets plus $50 g[r]ift [must sit for the entire movie].
I'm torn between, "take the money and stiff it to the fools," and "Don't do it and help this be the worst release ever!"
https://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/evg/d/boston-attend-melania-documentary-free/7911560682.html
Sorro@GetCarter ALT text boost: A movie review that says "Even if they showed this on a plane, people would still walk out"
Moses Izumileaked Airplane remake script
RE: https://mastodonapp.uk/@GetCarter/115982369126621417
RE: https://mastodonapp.uk/@GetCarter/115982369126621417
Denny@GetCarter 🤣 when I first saw this article, I thought it was made by The Onion. I can't believe this is going to be aired! Hey ABC, look up the definition of tone deaf.
Sune AukenMichael E. Mann FTW.
Scale TheoryOkay, how many days must we see the bad reviews for, 5 now, 14? We don't see or hear this much about how bad the corruption is amongst billionaires subverting society, let alone 6 days in a row, 2 for that matter. Overthrow of government is bigger than the bailout or 9-11. No mention of it playing at the Kennedy Center chaos?
Makes me think of old sayings, the damage has been done, bad marketing is still marketing, curiosity killed the cat. But you knew that.
FreediverX@GetCarter
Can’t wait for Tim Apple to heavily promote it on Apple TV.
Can’t wait for Tim Apple to heavily promote it on Apple TV.
MKSC@GetCarter gotta add this to my roasts list.
Robin Barton@GetCarter Don't give them ideas
Bornach
Tattie@GetCarter who is this for?!
Anyone outside MAGA despises her for her association with the orange fascist.
Anyone inside MAGA despises her both for being a woman, and for being foreign.
LadyNorris@GetCarter You jump out of a plane.
villon@GetCarter
No alttext, no sense!
No alttext, no sense!
iam-py-test 
A purported movie review of Melania: Twenty Days To History in the London Economic by Professor Michael E. Mann. The title of the review is "Even if they showed this on a plane, people would still walk out".
Alt text isn't the place for commentary, but wanted to make clear this is fake: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/variety-review-of-melania-movie/
Credit to several people who posted this link.
Also, I only noticed that other people posted alt text after I posted this.
Willow🪶@GetCarter
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