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Old and busted: Astrologie bestimmt dein Leben.

New hotness: Astrologie bestimmt das Scheduling deines PCs!

"A fully functional sched_ext scheduler that makes real CPU scheduling decisions based on real-time planetary positions, zodiac signs, and astrological principles. This actually loads into the Linux kernel and schedules your system tasks. Because if the universe can influence our lives, why not our CPU scheduling too?"

https://github.com/zampierilucas/scx_horoscope

GitHub - zampierilucas/scx_horoscope: Astrological CPU Scheduler

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Jan 29 at 5:28pmWeb
Show threadLucasJan 29
@fefe_interim aber warum denn? Wir bestimme ich das Sternzeichen meiner CPU, wie den Aszendenten meines RAM?
Show threadkaruJan 29
@fefe_interim sah KI generiert aus
Show threadFrischlingJan 30
@fefe_interim "When a planet is in retrograde motion, tasks under its domain suffer a 50% time slice penalty"