I’m elderly. My primary care physician is a gerontologist. If she ever asked me to take a cognitive exam, I’d have a heart attack.
If I were asked to take a cognitive exam three times, I would know that the doctor was monitoring the severity & rate of my mental decline.
I’d notify my family immediately; I’d get my affairs in order.
Then I’d invade Venezuela, threaten Greenland, Cuba, Columbia, Mexico, Iran, Canada, Panama, Nigeria, Syria & Nicaragua. I’d weaponize ICE, & no one would stop me.

@MissPixiePancake

Memo to all gerontologist.

Under no circumstances are PixiePancake or Lizzie to be given a cognitive exam.

#Gerontologists #ExistentialThreat