Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesJan 12
As a side note the animated series is a million times better than this movie.
#Monsterdon #Gino
Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesJan 12
GODZILLA MPREG FANFIC WRITES ITSELF
#Monsterdon #Gino
Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesJan 12
Godzilla is a single mom in the big city looking for that special someone.
#Monsterdon #Gino
Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesJan 12
This movie is confused about what to classify the giant pregnant iguana's gender as.
But the real Godzilla loves his daughter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG1T0URuTWw
#Monsterdon #Gino
"Coming Out" - a stop motion short about a trans kid.

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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesJan 12
"Oh my god. Oh my god she took it." One of the worst line reads in history. Get out of the tent and get out of the movie.
#Monsterdon #Gino
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She's horrible. He's pathetic. Our main characters everybody!
#Monsterdon #Gino
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Oh to be kidnapped by 90s era Jean Reno. *swoon*
#Monsterdon #Gino
Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesJan 12
Unfortunately Jean Reno is keeping Broderick in this movie, so I gotta hate him.
#Monsterdon #Gino
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Animal should really be the main character. He's kinda the most likeable character.
#Monsterdon #Gino
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Elvis Reno
#Monsterdon #Gino
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I think we could improve this movie with editing.
Editing Elvis Presley into the Giant Gila Monster and throwing this movie away.
#Monsterdon #Gino
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Sir. He turned around sir. We're going to blow ourselves up sir. I've soiled myself sir.
#Monsterdon #Gino
Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesJan 12
Jurassic Park, Hunt for Red October, a really bad romantic comedy, how many other movies have scraps used to plaster this sloppy script together?
#Monsterdon #Gino
Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesJan 12
WELCOME! To Jurassic Park! It's a baseball park.
#Monsterdon #Gino
Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesJan 12
Oh right. This is also Aliens. This movie was built in a cave with a box of scraps.
#Monsterdon #Gino
Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesJan 12
Movies too long. Got bored. Got ice cream.
#monsterdon #food
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No kitty! My ice cream!
#food #catsofmastodon
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Too many Jeans
#Monsterdon #Gino
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"This is not good. Oh this is not good." every critic coming out of this film.
#Monsterdon #Gino
Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesJan 12
"Wrong floor" okay that was kind of a decent gag. But feels like a scene stolen from Gremlins
#Monsterdon #Gino
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The next Wrestlemania is gonna be wild when half the audiences is Godzillasauruses.
#Monsterdon #Gino
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The only good Zilla is a dead Zilla.
#Monsterdon #Gino
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AND NOW THE MUSICAL NUMBER!
#Monsterdon #Gino
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They are launching LGBT at MSG?
#Monsterdon #Gino
Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesJan 12
Oh hey, I almost forgot. This is a movie about getting a decent cup of coffee. This really is Monsterdon.
#Monsterdon #Gino
Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesJan 12
They murdered your babies. GET THEY ASSES ZILLA! And end this movie please.
#Monsterdon #Gino
Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesJan 12
There was a practical ZIlla suit made for this movie, but I don't think any footage of it was left in the final movie. Maybe on the bridge there's a shot?
#Monsterdon #Gino
Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesJan 12
No fire breath. Only methane burps that get ignited by explosions.
#Monsterdon #Gino
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And the day is saved thanks to electrical dentistry.
#Monsterdon #Gino
Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesJan 12
I don't hate this movie as much as I did seeing it in theaters, but I still do not like it. I do hate Mathew Broderick more now though.
#Monsterdon #Gino
Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesJan 12
Did the redhead just accidentally discover she's a lesbian cause she kissed sneezy guy?
#Monsterdon #Gino
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French film thief!
#Monsterdon #Gino
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And now the teaser trailer for the animated series with Junior.
#Monsterdon #Gino
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IT'S OVER . . . on how we have to sit through long credits with visual effects staff sections.
#Monsterdon #Gino
Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesJan 12
Oh this song is perfect for this movie. It's so bad and everyone hates it.
#Monsterdon #Gino
Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesJan 12
I forgot this Robot Chicken skit existed
#Monsterdon #miru
Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesJan 12
Up next a kaiju movie I never saw and have only vaguely heard of.
https://wikizilla.org/wiki/Daigoro_vs._Goliath
#Monsterdon #DaigorovsGoliath
Daigoro vs. Goliath

Daigoro vs. Goliath (怪獣大奮戦 ダイゴロウ対ゴリアス,   Kaijū Daifunsen: Daigorō tai Goriasu, lit. "Great Monster Battle: Daigoro vs. Goliath") is a 1972 tokusatsu kaiju film written and directed by Toshihiro Ijima (the former under the pen name Kitao Senzoku), with special effects by Jun Oki and Minoru Nakano...

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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesJan 12
Ah the comforting embrace of a Toho giant monster movie
#Monsterdon #DaigorovsGoliath
Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesJan 12
Diagoro vs Goliath is maybe the result of trying to salvage an unmade Godzilla movie script. maybe?
https://wikizilla.org/wiki/Godzilla_vs._Red_Moon
#Monsterdon #DaigorovsGoliath
Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesJan 12
Is Daigoro just a Red King suit painted brown with a new head?
IS THAT A GIANT MONSTER OUTHOUSE!??!
#Monsterdon #DaigorovsGoliath
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Oh also. Enjoy the death of ZIlla from Final Wars. It's cathartic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPxhdo4HDgg
#Monsterdon #Gino
Godzilla (Japanese Original) VS Zilla (American Remake)

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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesJan 12
This is very very very much a movie for little kids.
#Monsterdon #DaigorovsGoliath
Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesJan 12
Why Daigoro's mom got that big 80s feathered hair going on?
#Monsterdon #DaigorovsGoliath
Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesJan 12
Oh this yard full of robots and failed inventions isn't upsetting at all.
#Monsterdon #DaigorovsGoliath
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Is he a freaking wizard? Magic red shoes? Why is it a fairy tale now?
#Monsterdon #DaigorovsGoliath
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Here comes a narwhal~~
#Monsterdon #DaigorovsGoliath
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RIP Daigoro
#Monsterdon #DaigorovsGoliath
Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesJan 12
Cut from children singing for a cute kid monster to a big blue monster exploding a city.
#Monsterdon #DaigorovsGoliath
Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesJan 12
Oh that was a cool shot.
I've been half distracted for most of this movie. Cats are fussing about. But at the climactic kaiju fight now.
#Monsterdon #DaigorovsGoliath
Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesJan 12
Oh Daigoro has fire breath now and won.
Goliath is being shot into space strapped to a rocket now?
#Monsterdon #DaigorovsGoliath
Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesJan 12
How many other movies do we get to watch a kaiju take a dump in their water closet?
#Monsterdon #DaigorovsGoliath
Show threadklu9Jan 12

@strangefour

"I don't think we're in Kanazawa anymore, Toho."

#MOnsterdon #MonsterMiru

Show threadTerencioJan 12

@strangefour #monsterdon #WrongGodzilla

Maybe she was really into Winger.

Show threadklu9Jan 12

@strangefour

It's getting a bit Benny Hill

#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru

Show threadbunnyheroJan 12
@strangefour the perfect followup #monsterdon