@SherBeareth
I have literally tens of followers.

@OrdRadical @SherBeareth

I’m mildly popular on an obscure social network.

@nellie_m @OrdRadical @SherBeareth

All a question of wording.

For example, my flat earth blog has readers from all around the globe.

@wakame @nellie_m @OrdRadical

Hahaha!! πŸ˜‚

Good caveat.

@OrdRadical

πŸ˜‚ That’s a hoot!!!

@SherBeareth

Sorry to say, but you are well too commercial for the Fediverse!

@mndflayr

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Sigh. I like the proportions of the Fediverse, though. πŸ˜‰
The dead bird site account was populated by thousands of people I almost never interacted with in positive ways!

@SherBeareth I bow to your awesomeness. :D

@mpax

I bow in return. 😎

@SherBeareth Is this like a mean across all your posts or are you being highly selective? I see that you left that ambiguous when you could have clearly stated "all" or "some of".

@crazyeddie πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

I believe it’s meant to be ambiguous.

@SherBeareth πŸ˜‚
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@wobweger 🀘🏻 😎
@SherBeareth 2 million people, you say?

@jerrej

That’s Trump-like math!!

@SherBeareth
Must be on Mastodon, right?
This is viral!

@SherBeareth @howtophil I’m kind of a big deal on Mastodon*.

*On my instance, at least.

@SherBeareth @howtophil should I do the…

I’m kind of a big deal on $INSTANCE$host$

gag?

@SherBeareth @howtophil oh, does it no longer work? Boo-urns!
@europlus @SherBeareth I'm big in Japan... because I'm an overweight American.

@howtophil @europlus

That was a laugh riot!!
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@europlus @howtophil

You guys are a Fedi riot. πŸ˜‚

@SherBeareth

-1, I didn't enjoy this post.

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@BenHM3

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We can’t all be in the black.

@SherBeareth

TWO?

This is definitely a brag toot... πŸ˜‰

@SherBeareth This is The Fediverse Way
@SherBeareth I brag to my wife when someone likes boosts my posts. She thinks I'm an adorable idiot.

@Longspeak

I used to tell my cat if there was unusual attention taking place.

@SherBeareth I've done that. Predictably, Cappuccino was not impressed.

@Longspeak

They rarely are, the felines. πŸ˜‰

And of course they need volumes of exuberant praise.

@SherBeareth Cappuccino was indifferent to praise from an inconsequential mortal such as I. He only expected, and demanded, his tribute of pets, wet food, treats, and scritches behind his ears.

I miss that asshole.

@Longspeak

I lost my Tuxxie William last month, he was 14. I was in a long hospital admission and he became ill and died before I
could get home. He was a sweetheart rescue. They sure do leave a big hole in our hearts. 🌈

@SherBeareth :( Cappuccino was was rescue, too. Skittish and standoffish for a year after we brought him home. He'd only sit in my wife's lap unless she wasn't around and he got desperate for... I dunno. Warmth? Pets? Security? Then he'd crawl into my lap or my son's. But never us if my Wife was around.

@Longspeak

It’s funny how they choose a person to be physically close to. I had a Siamese long ago who would only grace my Mom’s lap when she was reading in her easy chair. He did give me hugs, though.

Life is simply better with cats.

@SherBeareth Cappuccino was a Lilac Point Siamese. Beautiful and he fucking knew it!

And you're right, but it makes it worse when they're gone.

@SherBeareth
Ha! My posts are enjoyed by just under two people and I'm one of them.
@SherBeareth
I've often been quoted as saying (truthfully), "I have dozens of fans worldwide!"
... and I'm up to 106 subscriptions to my YouTube page...