The thinkfriend is the only portable computer that can love you back. It is never too slow, too hot, low on battery nor does it fail to boot. It simply is, and is very good at it.
@NanoRaptor its love is reciprocated
@NanoRaptor you have no idea how much I would pay for one of these
@NanoRaptor that made me sad for my Psion
@NanoRaptor the thinkfriend is all of my computer architecture goals when I’m tinkering with implementing SoCs on FPGAs
@NanoRaptor I am desperate for a computer exactly like this
I agree. This is something that needs to be made real. @NanoRaptor, you are a deity of the highest order.
@NanoRaptor Long ago I really wanted an HP Omnibook so bad. Altho this is fiction it reminds me of it..

@AG7GM @NanoRaptor

I loved ny Omnibook 800. Bought new in 1996. Was still working perfectly when I lost it to burglary, many years later. Best designed laptop ever.

@NanoRaptor I saw that picture and let out a little sigh, like I just saw an unbearably cute kitten or puppy.

I would want such a thing to exist.

@NanoRaptor Also; how long before we start to see AI generated pages claiming to review it?
@NanoRaptor This makes me miss my Sony PictureBook and ThinkPad at the same time.

@NanoRaptor A classic Thinkpad crossed with a Toshiba Libretto?

Yes please.

@NanoRaptor
I'd simply love the hell out of it.
Only downside of this is: Not much space for stickers ^^
@NanoRaptor ahhh. This triggers my geas (gear acquisition syndrome). Would by this in an instant.
@NanoRaptor I wish we’d have a #ThinkPad like this 🥺
@NanoRaptor I think about this one so often. This is what I want in a computer.

@[email protected]

Just like everything that loves us, this is made up.

@NanoRaptor love the display ratios
@NanoRaptor I've often considered this form factor for a Cyberdeck. 😋

@NanoRaptor
I think people are getting the dimensions wrong.
Mine is neither "cute" nor "sits snugly in my back pocket".

I had to sew two laptop backpacks together just so I could transport it.

@NanoRaptor this one is kind of too good? The only thing about this I think breaks plausibility is that the little red mouse dot it would need to be made much larger relative to the rest of the keyboard. People did used to make some keyboards with tiny tiny keys ❤️
@0x2ba22e11 Ahh! it's a full size laptop keyboard, just not as deep as a regular thinkpad - still the same size as on the original (T43 I think!)
@0x2ba22e11 @NanoRaptor It is just using the old eraser-head track point instead of the modern rubber one.
@AMS @NanoRaptor as far as I remember those were about 4mm diameter?

@NanoRaptor

That 750MB Zip removable drive in the side bay did sometimes made the thinkfriend not a friend...

@NanoRaptor the alt text is great. I can't find it in Google. What is it?
@NanoRaptor why is this not real?????? 

@techokami @NanoRaptor

there isn't (yet) an established pipeline for easily making boards that shim an MNT or a rPi-cm into an arbitrary chassis (vaguely thinkpad shaped ofc)

(with maybe dropdown-menu selection of keyboard-generation, automagically knowing pinouts, etc)

someone sufficiently pissed off by lenovo will make it work eventually

@techokami @NanoRaptor Well… it sort of existed in the past with smol laptops like the libretto and some PDAs.

@lanodan @NanoRaptor oh I am very much aware of that, just that
1) they are kind of hard to find in working shape for a reasonable price
2) they aren't as capable as they used to be in this modern world
3) I wish I could get a modern take on this form factor that doesn't cost an arm and a leg but is actually compatible with Linux

GPX Win devices get real close to solving point 3 but it sounds like running Linux on them is a royal pita and I don't want to use Windows 11

@techokami @NanoRaptor Oh yeah entirely so.

Although on the Linux thing. GPD Micro cites Ubuntu Mate on the product page and https://wiki.archlinux.org/title/GPD_MicroPC looks like the stuff you'd expect from most laptops so doesn't seems like an ARM situation.
GPD MicroPC - ArchWiki

@lanodan @NanoRaptor unfortunately I prefer Fedora and would like to not use Ubuntu. I use it enough for my web server!

@NanoRaptor

The f(x)tec Pro1-x is real, despite its unbelievable name

#UbuntuTouch

650 GBP... Not exactly on the cheap side, but I guess, still a fair price.

@NanoRaptor I used to have one of these running Debian; it was as good as you can imagine. An absolute peach.

It ran a Transmeta Crusoe!

@khleedril @NanoRaptor something ain't right here.
Your picture is a Sony Vaio P which ran a Intel Atom Z-Series processor.
The Sony Vaio Picture book from a few years earlier ran on a Transmeta processor, but looked a lot less sleek!
@mxk @NanoRaptor Mine was a PCG-C1VE specifically. You are probably right about the picture not being exactly correct, but it is close.
@khleedril @NanoRaptor as said, similar in concept, but a lot less elegant/sleek! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sony_Vaio_C1_series
Sony Vaio C1 series - Wikipedia

@NanoRaptor I would buy the shit out of something like this, looks like a "full size" version of my sharp hc-4100
@NanoRaptor Return of the ThinkFriend!! I fell in love with this edit ever since I've seen it first over on Twitter a few years ago, wishing to this day to have one exactly like this :D
@NanoRaptor Add a slide out second screen above the main one and I’m game. 😊
@NanoRaptor awww. Cute! The era when stuff like that was real, if slow and awkward, was pretty cool. I had a broken something similar, that I always wished I got working reliably. I would have gone gaga for a little computer with a Thinkpad quality keyboard
@NanoRaptor Yay! It has a Trackpoint! What's this? Some historic device? Or an AI design study?
@NanoRaptor I would, even today, give my left kidney for one of those.

@NanoRaptor @cstross

I don't know what the going rate is for a kidney these days but I think if you sell it you can probably buy this which is similar:

https://shop.mntre.com/products/mnt-pocket-reform

MNT Pocket Reform Laptop - MNT Research Shop

MNT Pocket Reform is a 7" mini laptop that is fully open hardware. Customizable, upgradeable, repairable!

@gbargoud @NanoRaptor The MNT Pocket Reform is absolutely ghastly and needs to be buried at a crossroads with a mouthful of garlic and a stake through its motherboard.

(That thing in front of its screen is not a keyboard, it's a disaster.)

@cstross @NanoRaptor

I used to have one of these when my laptop died and I needed a quick and cheap replacement:

https://www.cnet.com/reviews/hp-mini-210-1156sa-review/

I wonder where it ended up, my daughter would absolutely love it and has hands small enough to actually use the keyboard

HP Mini 210-1156sa review: HP Mini 210-1156sa

It does nothing to separate itself from the rest of the 10.1-inch netbook herd, but the HP Mini 210-1156sa is still a well-designed machine. Shame about the iffy battery life, though.

CNET
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@cstross @NanoRaptor if relevant, would you have to ask the kidney donation recipient first?

@NanoRaptor *heavy breathing*

this is the cyberdeck I've been dreaming of

@NanoRaptor I want one or two or three. Take my money!!!
@NanoRaptor of all the things you made, this is the one I wished was real the most.
Luckily Vaio Picturebooks exist.