CKAJan 6
Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) ⁠
Mmm, bowl of serial
Jan 6 at 12:17pmWeb
Show threadnoodleJan 6
@catsalad experiments Lain.
Show threadThom, exceedingly pureJan 6
@catsalad As a professional cable collector and sorter, you monster.
Show threadyetztJan 6
@catsalad are you a serial killer
Show threadMarijke LuttekesJan 6

@catsalad That’s not what they meant when they said you need more iron in your diet!

(Yes I know it’s not iron.)

Show threadFuchsiii~~~Jan 6
@catsalad easy, quick, cheap and caloric! the perfect breakfast for the modern white collar worker!
Show threadKevin Karhan Jan 8
@fuchsiii @catsalad do not exceed 115200/8/N/1 when sober and 9600/8/N/1 when intoxicated!
Show threadComrade WeezJan 6
@catsalad RS-232 flavour
Show threadGreem (Graeme. Not Graham!)Jan 6
@catsalad I cu what you did there.
Show threadDavid SmithJan 6
@catsalad low fat db9 instead of full fat db25 I see
Show threadQuinn NortonJan 6
@catsalad I'm just imagining you hunting around holding milk looking for the cable laughing maniacally while you family stares in confusion
Show thread ParadoxonJan 6
@catsalad ouch 🙄🤣
Show threadDawn Jan 6
@catsalad SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP
Show threadAlanJan 6
@catsalad Too many bits for me...
Show threadFritz AdalisJan 6
@catsalad
Hi, cable collector here. Cables only do this when they're very distressed. Have a nice day.
Show threadMillyJan 6
@catsalad Ugh, that one hurt.
Show threadRodrigo DiasJan 6
@catsalad A bowl of serial connectors, breakfast of champions 😂
Show threadZenobia ŻaczekJan 6
@catsalad just hope it's using a vegan protocol...
Show threadLeto Atréides 🪱🏜️🌈🦄👓🪶🐜Jan 6
@catsalad question if it is rice milk, will it dry faster ?
Show threadRaymond RussellJan 6
@catsalad
I kind of hate myself for boosting that toot.
Show threadOzzelot Jan 6
@catsalad
Ba dum tss.
Show threadDamian J.Jan 6
@catsalad Made me laugh way more than it should.
Show threadIain CollinsJan 6
@catsalad I don't want to milk the pun, but trying to consume a packet this way one byte at a time would drive me fruit loopy.
Show threadKit EverhillJan 6
@catsalad
User: my connection has gone down
Help Desk: can you see the serial cable?
User: Yes. It's in a bowl of milk
Help Desk: Full fat or skimmed?
User: Skimmed
Help Desk: That's your problem then <closes ticket>
Show threadmceJan 6
@catsalad eat up! You don’t want to miss the bus!
Show threadJordan Maris 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 #NAFOJan 6
@catsalad Not bad, but I raise you a HDMI to Chicken Soup converter.
Show threadAlexJan 6
@jmaris @catsalad is it bad i would actually buy this junk for the giggles?
Show threadsahqonJan 6
@jmaris @catsalad Got excited for a moment. It doesn't turn hdmi cables into chicken soup tho does it? :(
Show threadGreatLakeTroutJan 6

@jmaris

I have been looking EVERYWHERE for one of these!!!!!

Show threadJim EasterbrookJan 6
@jmaris @catsalad My favourite is the USB wine dispenser.
https://youtu.be/CRL1SeTJ1rk
USB Wine, download wine straight from the vineyards !

YouTube
Show threadKari PerttulaJan 7
@jmaris @catsalad
Edit:
🤣
Show threadGreatLakeTroutJan 6

@catsalad

Ah yes—unsweetened, cable-fed Oatronics. A bold breakfast choice.

Show threadgraverubberJan 6
@catsalad I tried that a long time ago but I ended up with a SCSI port.
Show threadNömenlōonyJan 6
@catsalad surely that's a work of modern SCART?
Show threadOpen Water Otter VE7GR🏳️‍🌈Jan 6
@catsalad RS232, now with more sugar!
Show threadFlipper 🐬🏳️‍🌈Jan 6
@catsalad An RS-232 caught in the wild? Impressive. I have a few myself, but they're of the farmed, domesticated variety and they're very old.
Show threadcultured nyc 🇺🇦Jan 6
@catsalad Lined up right next to this is a fortified wine from the Douro Valley.
Show threadProf LutzJan 6
@catsalad missing:
Show threadCarlos SolísJan 6
Dunking a perfectly functional serial cable in milk? What are cha, a serial (cable) killer?
Show threadNattiepuffJan 7
@catsalad @heli i had to see this, now you do too
Show threadGeorg Arne SpendenJan 7
@catsalad Killer!
Show threadArielJan 8
@hugo we got a contender for your punch line fave
Show threadlj·rkJan 8
@catsalad Ah, a connoisseur, putting in the milk first, then the serial!
Show threadrjJan 9

@catsalad and this is why there's a box on the management network named luckycharms.

it's a serial server...