Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦

Microsoft's CEO is really sad we keep using the word "slop":
https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/microsoft-satya-nadella-ai-slop

So, which one is it going to be?

#Microsoft #AI

Microslop
83.5%
Slopsoft
6.1%
Slopslop
10.4%
Poll ended at .
Microsoft CEO Begs Users to Stop Calling It “Slop”

In a year-end writeup on the state of AI, Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella made it clear he'd really like us to stop saying "slop."

Futurism
Jan 5 at 4:42pmWeb
Show threadMichał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦Jan 5

Ok, how about this, Microsoft: we stop calling it "slop" as soon as you stop dumping it on us from your every orifice.

Deal? 

Show threadMichał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦Jan 5
Microslop: here, have some AI
Users: we don't want it
Microslop: we're adding an AI to your office suite
Users: no, stop
Microslop: …and now to your OS
Users: stop
Microslop: you can't really disable it
Users: …
Users: it's slop. we're calling it slop.
Microslop: …
Microslop: no, stop
Merriam-Webster: slop is now word of the year
Microslop: stop
Users: no.
Microslop: how rude and hurtful.
Show thread🐦‍🔥nemo™🐦‍⬛ 🇺🇦🍉Jan 5
@rysiek Hahahah XD 🤣🤣🤣 👏👏👏 the last words of microslop… don't call us slop xD hahah
Show threadCap YbarraJan 5
@rysiek imagine a world where anyone gives two shits about the feelins of the Microslop Corporation
Show threadMichał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦Jan 5
@cap_ybarra *Microslop Craporation
Show threadCap YbarraJan 5
@rysiek Macroslop Abomination
Show threadSpoofyJan 5
@rysiek impossibru. It's a $hit$lop company.
Show threadrail 🦊Jan 5
@rysiek softslop
Show threadMichał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦Jan 5
@rail dog nabbit there is always one more option I miss in these polls!
Show threadI am Jack's Found 404Jan 5

@rysiek

Macroslop better captures the scale of the mess...

Show threadsotolfJan 5
@rysiek I prefer Microslop for a couple of reasons, first when you read it, it looks the most like microsoft and because of the changed ending it recontextualises the reading making it a more fun word to read, and secondly it's just way more connected to the others so it's just easier to get the joke :)
Show threadMarek idkfa 🌕Jan 5
@rysiek not Micro and not Soft
MacroSlop
Show threadwebhatJan 5
@rysiek Sloppy McSlopface
Show threadGalactic StoneJan 5
@webhat @rysiek Dr. Sloppicus S. McSloppington III
Show threadThe Tattooed Nonna 🧙‍♀️Jan 5
@rysiek why would I stop calling slop slop? It's slop so I call it slop. If he stops making us consume slop maybe I'll consider not calling it slop. But I doubt it, because it will still be slop
Show threadAndre LouisJan 5
@Tattooed_Mummy @rysiek Slop till you drop!
Show threadAgnieszka R. TurczyńskaJan 5
@rysiek https://mastodon.gamedev.place/@jedimb/115830903728938679
J M Berntson (@[email protected])

@[email protected] Microslop Slopilot

Gamedev Mastodon
Show threadGoth JessicaJan 5

@rysiek Slop'ya Nutella missed the point

Slop doesn't just mean a single bad output

its similar to Spam, its trash that plagues the internet and its users

Microslop is biased because its all in on making this shit

Slop needs to fuck off and go away, and if Microslop is still attached to it when it leaves... the world becomes a better place because Microslop is an awful awful company

even with the Slop removed, it will just jump on the next awful idea and try to force it down your throat. assholes the lot of em

Show threadCătă 🇷🇴🇺🇦🇲🇩🇪🇺Jan 5
@rysiek Agree. We should call it crap
Show threadbarnabaJan 5
@petrescatraian @rysiek crap takes effort to make
Show threadCătă 🇷🇴🇺🇦🇲🇩🇪🇺Jan 5

@barnaba what about garbage? I mean, anything can be garbage, you just throw it in a bin. Just like you throw a prompt in the AI bin and returns some garbage.

@rysiek

Show threadMichał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦Jan 5
@petrescatraian @barnaba if Microslop's CEO is sad and angry when we use the term "slop", I will use that term even more often.
Show threadCătă 🇷🇴🇺🇦🇲🇩🇪🇺Jan 5

@rysiek fair. I was just playing in his cards and thinking of a better term.

@barnaba

Show threadkeithJan 5
@rysiek at least he's not trying to make fetch happen.
Show threadAlexJan 5
@rysiek microslop, millislop, megaslop, gigaslop
Show threadunsponsorJan 5
@alexthesortofok @rysiek teraslop, petaslop, exaslop, zettaslop, yottaslop, ronnaslop, quettaslop, hyperslop
Show thread8Petros [MOVING!!]Jan 5
@rysiek Brain rot.
Show threadJakub Klawiter Jan 5
@rysiek
Microslopppft :D
Show threadwallabra 🇧🇷Jan 5
@rysiek erectile dysfunction batter
Show threadMOULE Jan 5
@rysiek His Sloppiness, King Sloppington McSlopface the Slopteenth!
Show threadMOULE Jan 6

@rysiek Introducing Microslop Sloppice, now with:

Microslop SlopperPoint!
Microslop SlopNote!
Microslop Slopcel!
Microslop SlopDrive!
Microslop Slopcess!
Microslop Sloplook!

#MicroSlop #MicroSlopSloppice

Show threadMarcel KasteleijnJan 5
@rysiek The slop isn't micro but macro
Show threadRRBJan 5
@rysiek Charles Ponzi wants us to stop calling it a Ponzi scheme.
Show threadNicole ParsonsJan 5

@rysiek

https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-google-hand-dissident-data-to-saudi-arabia-activists-say-2023-7

https://www.forbes.com/sites/mattdurot/2025/07/17/bill-gates-charles-koch-and-three-other-billionaires-are-giving-1-billion-to-enhance-economic-mobility-in-the-us/

Let's call it what it is: enabling a fascist movement.

https://independentaustralia.net/politics/politics-display/trumps-war-on-the-icc-goes-digital-with-microsoft-as-an-ally,19894

https://apnews.com/article/icc-trump-sanctions-karim-khan-court-a4b4c02751ab84c09718b1b95cbd5db3

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/06/20/technology/us-tech-europe-microsoft-trump-icc.html

https://www.policyalternatives.ca/news-research/every-data-centre-is-a-u-s-military-base/

Microsoft and Google may have to surrender people's data to Saudi Arabia after signing huge deals there

Saudi Arabia is seeking to be an innovation hub, but activists are warning that tech firms could be complicit in the repression of dissidents.

Business Insider
Show threadErik BosmanJan 5
@rysiek Microslopht
Show threadKeithWMJan 5
@rysiek Is he proposing a slopstop?
Show threadMichał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦Jan 5
@KeithWM no, he demands the incorrect kind of slopstop
Show threadKeithWMJan 6
@rysiek Ah yes, a "slopsayingstop".
Show threadOblomovJan 5
@rysiek Microslop will do, but what I'm more concerned about is that we need a good rebranding of Copilot. My proposal would Sloppilot
Show threadEvelyn EstelleJan 5
@oblomov @rysiek Backseat Driver? 
Show threadJason Parker (he/they)Jan 5
@oblomov @rysiek Coslopot
Show threadOblomovJan 6

@rysiek and we can combine it with @talisyn proposal of the sad trombone audio

https://furry.engineer/@talisyn/115844251325029640

to rename copilot to Slopslop sloppilot in sad trombone voice.

Talisyn Tailfeather (@[email protected])

@[email protected] "Slop Slop" but with sad trombone audio. 🎶

Furry.Engineer - Duct tape, hotfixes, and poor soldering!
Show threadviqJan 6
@oblomov
Slopalot
@rysiek
Show threadMichał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦Jan 6

@viq sir...

@oblomov

Show threadAgnieszka R. TurczyńskaJan 6
@rysiek @viq @oblomov Well, on second thought, let's not go to Slopalot. It is a silly place.
Show threadviqJan 6
@agturcz
I think I may have managed to refer to something existing and established, that I have absolutely no knowledge of 😅
@rysiek @oblomov
Show threadAgnieszka R. TurczyńskaJan 6
@viq Hard to tell. It's just my brain making some associations. Camelot. Monty Python's Holy Grail. Paraphrase the quote.
@rysiek @oblomov
Show threadParade du Grotesque 💀Jan 5

@rysiek

They all have a certain attraction... 😂

Show threadlick here for more infoJan 5
@rysiek no no, the company is Macroslop. Microslop is what it degrades to in the environment and will poison us all for many generations to come!
Show threadTalisyn TailfeatherJan 5
@rysiek "Slop Slop" but with sad trombone audio. 🎶
Show threadOblomovJan 6
@talisyn @rysiek but sad trombone is 4 notes, so it gotta be slop slop slop slooooop.
Show threadEvelyn EstelleJan 5
@rysiek To be honest, they are more like Macroslop. 
Show threadSimon 🇳🇿🐮Jan 5
@rysiek I vote for Septage
Show threadWillow "Wolveric" CatkinJan 5
@rysiek
We should take to calling Copilot, "Worse Cortana"... 
Show thread@itsmistermoon Jan 6
@WolvericCatkin @rysiek if they're doing it anyway they should just call it Clippy and embrace the chaos
Show threadStefanJan 5
@rysiek they should go all in like Meta and just rebrand to Microslop.
Show threadWesleyJan 5
@rysiek macroslop
Show threadWesleyJan 5
@rysiek macroslop
Show threadAlexandre OlivaJan 5
Microslopped
Show threadMichael PorterJan 5
@rysiek @lisamelton Voted for Microslop (credit where credit's due), but I really wanted Slopslop…