Mike McCaffrey 
I know I shouldn't complain about gift horses and such, but I wish my wife would have clarified that when she said she ordered me a burrito that it was from chipotle.
Jan 2 at 2:18amWeb
Show threadMike McCaffrey Jan 2

I'm always surprised how something that so closely resembles a #burrito can leave me completely dissatisfied.

#Chipotle

Show threadMike McCaffrey Jan 2
I had such low expectations, yet #Chipotle has failed to meet them.
Show threadAndrew BarkerJan 2
@mikemccaffrey I think divorce is the only logical option at this point