This is called ‘Twenty Modern-Day Proverbs’.
@brianbilston 👍 Perfect! When I close one window, another one always pops up and I´m sure there´s a proverb hidden in there somewhere...

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Whenever God closes a window, malware opens another.

Edit: Or maybe it should be, "Whenever God closes a door, malware opens a window."

@VATVSLPR @sanpan @brianbilston whenever I'm closing a window, another opens up to ask if I'm sure

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Beware of geeks bearing gifs

@brianbilston  am very fond of #12   

Blessed are the content creators.

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Don't shit on the platform that lays the golden algorithm

@brianbilston Wisdom poetry as a genre died out about a thousand years ago, and look where we are now. This is a welcome return to the old ways.
@brianbilston a scrolling phone can gather moss if it's scrolling through #mosstodon
@brianbilston Every cloud has a data center... even if it's only a single computer large, like mine ;P
@brianbilston These are delightful. Especially that last one. 😄
@brianbilston a scrolling phone gathers moss... Until now: #mosstodon
@brianbilston a scrolling phone gathers moss... Until now: #mosstodon
@brianbilston a scrolling phone gathers moss... Until now: #mosstodon
@brianbilston a scrolling phone gathers no moss... Until now: #mosstodon