Miakoda 
All tech is wearable tech if you have enough duct tape.
Dec 19 at 1:15amWeb
Show threadMiakoda Dec 19
🤔️ This would be a really interesting game mechanic, especially if it was not revealed to the player and was left to be discovered by out of box thinkers.
Show threadScriptFanix💍Dec 19
@hellomiakoda Like... A nuclear reactor, Fallout power armor style?
Show threadMiakoda Dec 19
@ScriptFanix That's a lot of duct tape, but yes
Show threadMichael WeissDec 19
@hellomiakoda @ScriptFanix actually at that point I think the reactor wears you.
Show threadScriptFanix💍Dec 19
@mweiss In every meaning of the term
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Show threadPxl PhileDec 20
@mweiss @hellomiakoda @ScriptFanix I thought of the same lines but more in a vein of: In Soviet Russia Reactor Wears You 😅
Show threadNatanox 🇺🇦🇵🇸Dec 20
@ScriptFanix @hellomiakoda Nobody said anything about being able to move.
Show threadMiakoda Dec 20
@Natanox @ScriptFanix Shoulda put more points in strength if you wanted to wear that.
Show threadIrenes (many)Dec 19
@hellomiakoda true. many of our childhood fantasies can attest to this. (they were about, essentially, having laptops before they existed)
Show threadsenDec 19
@hellomiakoda I am reminded of the World’s First Atomic Clock Wristwatch :) http://www.leapsecond.com/pages/atomic-bill/
First Atomic Clock Wristwatch

Show threadFish Id Wardrobe ⁂Dec 19
@hellomiakoda and a long enough extension lead!
Show threadColinDec 19
@hellomiakoda Particularly if you are ambiguous about which direction the wearing is happening.
Show threadLukasDec 19
@hellomiakoda Or ratchet straps: http://leapsecond.com/pages/atomic-bill/
First Atomic Clock Wristwatch

Show threadCadbury MooseDec 20

@karotte @hellomiakoda

Argh! I was just thinking of the couple of Efratom Rb aircraft reference units I have, which are quite small and light (though power hungry). But I've already been outclassed: I didn't think you could get a Cs standard in something (19" 4U) that small!

Show threadFuchsiii~~~Dec 19
@hellomiakoda @foone https://mastodon.social/@levelbot/115748870473052804
Show threadKevin P. FlemingDec 19
@hellomiakoda The Cray X-MP was conveniently designed as a circle for this purpose.
Show threadAmi AngelwingsDec 19
@hellomiakoda and a strong enough spinal column
Show threaddebutniverseDec 20
Wearable Large Hadron Collider
Show threadchristian mockDec 20
@hellomiakoda Does "wear" imply you're able to move around with the thing? Do I wear my car? My house? (In the latter case, last Wednesday I decided to wear a 100MW power station). Questions, questions...
Show threadMiakoda Dec 20
@cm Your car moves, so technically that is wear, especially since you buckle it on to you. It's like a gundam suit, but weak and armed. Your house doesn't. Your house is where society stores you when it's not using you. It's your storage and maintenance cubby.
Show threadEugenDec 20
@hellomiakoda @cm shares flat and bicycle version: A shared flat is a temporary nest where you split costs and avoid being alone. It’s not truly a home, but a “social maintenance pod” where society stores you until you get your own “unit.” A bike, meanwhile, is like an unarmored exoskeleton—a minimalist extension of your legs. It gives you movement but wears down as you pedal, witnessing your effort, freedom, and battles against gravity and traffic.
Show threadjasonDec 20
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Show threadMiakoda Dec 20
@k4gi Checks out
Show threadNeko MayDec 20
@hellomiakoda At some point you become the wearable for the tech
Show threadThe Orange ThemeDec 20
@hellomiakoda Concur.
Show threadBerg am Laimerin (v2)Dec 20

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Alternative / Addition: Pockets + Straps

And I would draw the line at about 15kg, after that I'd like to add some sort of wheels to that tech.

Show threadfopsDec 20
@hellomiakoda http://www.leapsecond.com/pages/atomic-bill/
First Atomic Clock Wristwatch

Show threadfopsDec 20
@hellomiakoda dammit someone has already posted it lmao
Show threadngoomieDec 20
@hellomiakoda gonna wear my desktop PC like a backpack
Show threadAndreas HartlDec 20

@hellomiakoda yes and it depends on the technology’s size who wears whom.

Related: If I put on a seatbelt, do I wear the car or does it wear me?

Show threadsi2mev #antifa loverDec 20
@hellomiakoda My sister worked in a call center 20 years ago, where a client asked if the desktop was portable. Their standard answer was: "yes it's transportable".
Show threadJames GrimmelmannDec 20
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Show threadSebastian Crane 🏳️‍⚧️Dec 22
@hellomiakoda instructions absolutely clear, now I have a CRT television on my head
Show threadFrance Augier (fr|en) 🇵🇸🇺🇦☭🏴Dec 28
@hellomiakoda Wearable GPS satellite