Ok fellow weirdos, even with all the magic #linux has to offer my daily driver laptop is reaching the end of it's usable life at 13 years. It wasn't all that capable to begin with. Problem is, I'm an obstinate weirdo and I am pathologically compelled to replace it with something weird. Maybe some ARM fun on an older apple silicone machine? But I swore off apple like a decade ago after some bad hardware experiences. I dunno. I miss #powerpc