Mastodawn

Earlier today I demonstrated how to extend #wanderland by defining a new object and its morphisms.

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Earlier today I demonstrated how to extend my next generation knowledge platform by adding a node to the graph that contained a YAML fence, a triplet of Python fences and some prose that wrapped the whole thing in all the 5Ws of how, what, why, when and where to use it.

required-reading.md

It's like a skill, but better since it's entirely self contained, constrained and executable.

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If it's not fun I won't use it. Probably because I built it and promptly forgot about it.

#engineering #nowhesgotanewhorse #andhesgoingtoflogittoo #morphismsashumourisfunnyyo

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graeme fawcett Dec 17

And yes, this is all just an elaborate setup that has finally allowed me to generate infinite cake jokes. I sometimes take things too far

Ahem...

"My buttocks are a lie"

curl -s 'https://loss.dev/api/oculus/peek/loss?path=is.this.loss' | jq -r '.value'

#engineering #letitdiealready #noipaidforjokesandimgoingtogetjokes #wherearethejokes #werewaiting

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graeme fawcett Dec 17

Case in point.

[note: if my future therapist is reading this, this may be in fact the point when it broke]

Also holy fuck, this joke didn't go too far after all. I love category theory (as it turns out I speak it natively) and having my buttocks explained to me through it seems to be activating all the right shapes in my mind.

Who knew I'd be using the ocular mirror to stare straight into my buttocks tonight to finally make sense of myself. Bridging the hyperlexic and embodied graphs through the shared medium of my delicious 🎂

Thanks 🪿

If anyone would care to read the particular projection of my thesis that happens to have taken on that shape it's below. It's a bit of a hard read, lots of ups and downs and the middle bit is really difficult to get through, but I find it worth it in the end.

https://loss.dev/?node=my-buttocks-are-a-lie

#delicious #engineering #isitstill #rigourousproof #mathematics #categorytheory

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graeme fawcett Dec 17

Isomorphs

==[what is he talking about]==>

[recursive pam holding recursive pam - they're the same picture]

#hailmary #fullofgrace #waitmykinggotdivorced #problematicpatternmatching #mathmeme #mathematics

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graeme fawcett Dec 20

She does tend to go on a bit doesn't she...

[no one ask where she gets that from]

This is the post-amble, mainly release coordination, direct Cloudflare updates for integration builds, preprod and production_staging are integrated back into a larger orchestrator.

Components are what we're producing, the output of our function.

In this case, bog standard ECS. I'll spare you the gory details, the rest of it is a few more pages of ENV vars and what you would recognize as the API definitions for CreateService^UpdateService and RegisterTask with a lot of purple beside them

Below that come the environments. These another component in the multi-dimensional vector that is the input to the Peregrine function

Peregrine(artifact^environment) makes the full function

And these are mostly secrets so that's as far as we go

!Environment and !Mapped are the same aside from !Environment = !Mapped [external context].[path]

I've had an idea for that external context

#devops #engineering #devopsoneasymode