pronouncing popsicles like it's a greek god
@sugar I've long wanted to write a short story, set in Ancient Greece, with characters called Testicles and Spectacles and things like that, only I couldn't see any way to make the joke clear
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(Testcules and Spectcules to the Romans)
@Hyperlynx @sugar reminds me how Astérix has characters with humorous names ending in -ix ("Idéfix", "Assurancetourix", ...)
@lda @sugar yeah, very true. They totally should have gone with that for the Greek characters
@sugar this is the best thing I have ever read on the Internet

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And his father Fudgesicles.

@sugar That's what Heracles called Zeus.
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The god of summer holidays!
@sugar wait until you learn about arthritis

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(Ancient Greek) Man goes into a tailor's shop, a pair of torn trousers/toga in his hands. The tailor looks up at him: "Euripides?"

The man nods. "Eumenides?

#dadJokes

@sugar artificially sweetened by the hero Aspartame