Max Leibman
Be aware: if anybody contacts you, it is a scam.
Dec 12 at 7:51pmWeb
Show thread.vad//hakara🧭Dec 12
@maxleibman We've been trying to reach you about your post's extended warranty
Show threadproedieDec 12
@maxleibman True. No one ever wants to talk to me. Even my mum only called me to ask for money for her operation. 😡
Show threadRowinSpeezDec 12
@maxleibman basically how I treat any incoming phone calls tbh. I don't even say hi for a couple seconds if I do answer, mostly it's clicks and disconnects.
Show threadI TRIED TO TELL YOUDec 12
@RowinSpeez @maxleibman My phone beats me to it, auto answers, and sends to spam if warranted.
Show threadI TRIED TO TELL YOUDec 12
@RowinSpeez @maxleibman not a humble brag, it's just faster than I am these days lol
Show threadDamonHDDec 12

@maxleibman What about if you see yourself in a mirror?*

*See possum video.

Show threadohmrunDec 12
@maxleibman
thus spoke zarathustra
Show threadJargogglesDec 12
@maxleibman
I don't want emails to find me at all.
Show threadJoYoDec 12
@maxleibman my dentist has been hounding me for a bill they decided i owed. they're using a really sketchy looking mail server so i ignored it. i called them and not only is it supposed to be legit, they will never mail me the bill unless it goes to collections.
Show threadGuillotine Jones, FlâneurDec 12
@maxleibman
Good advice, Max.
I just assume that if anybody contacts me about anything, it must be a scam.
Life is so much simpler with zero trust.
(FYI: In case anyone didn't notice, this response is dripping with sarcasm.)
Show threadSeán FenianDec 12
@maxleibman Personally I like being contacted ... by the right people. 😅

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm6F0GJiyP8
I Have The Touch

YouTube
Show threadEdgeDec 12

@maxleibman

This wins the Internet.

Show threadJoe Steinbring Dec 12
@maxleibman I think that there is a The Lonely Island song about that.
Show threadRealGene ☣️Dec 12
@maxleibman
My neighbor forgot her key, got locked out of the building, and buzzed me.
What should I tell her?
Show threadSierraKomodo   Dec 12
@maxleibman Hello. I've been trying tomreach you about your car's extended warranty.
Show threadplorb Dec 12
@maxleibman i think, therefore i scam
Show threadEric Daryl MeyerDec 13
@maxleibman Don’t forget to scam your mother once a week.
Show threadRebecca WallaceDec 13
@maxleibman Hi.
Show threadVulcanTouristDec 13

@maxleibman

Neurodivergent words to live by!

Show threadMatthew MartinDec 13
@maxleibman Not sure I trust this message.
Show threadMax LeibmanDec 13
@mistersql Would a random stranger on the internet lie to you?
Show threadDamonHDDec 13

@maxleibman @mistersql

Would they lie to you honey? (oh, no, no no) //
Now would they say something that wasn't true? //
I'm asking you sugar, would they lie to you?

Show threadTim HergertDec 13
@maxleibman can confirm. I have contacted people in the past
Show threadRebecaDec 13
@maxleibman makes sense, who'd want to talk to me?
Show threadCarlos SolísDec 13
Reminder, any interaction with anybody is intended to change the recipient's behavior, whether one wants it or not, and therefore is technically a violation of that person's right to self-determination
Show threadVerđandi K SoldustyDec 13
@maxleibman
What if I contact myself?
🤔
Show threadTrixter of the Moon CouncilDec 13
@maxleibman This is very Pluribus-coded.
Show threadMax LeibmanDec 13
@trixter Hello, Carol. This is a recording.
Show threadErinDec 13
@maxleibman @trixter Our feelings about scamming you haven’t changed.
Show thread🐜Dec 13
@maxleibman even from your known contacts ?
Show threadLongspeakDec 13
@maxleibman That sadly seem to be true. My phone never rings anymore unless it's a scam.
Show threadMarge吴静玫Dec 13
@maxleibman @catsalad Hi!
Show threadDavid CohenDec 13
@maxleibman Let’s face it, if it was important you’d dream about it
Show threadMuro deGrizecoDec 13

@davidbcohen

If I dream about someone, I still am going to demand they say our pre-agreed secret password, so I know it's really them.

"Is really that you, mom?
Oh, I have missed you!
But first I need you to say..."

Show threadLevel 98 🇺🇦Dec 13
@maxleibman Be aware... your country needs wares!
Show threadEbauche (Dronal/Exan)Dec 13

@maxleibman I got two unsolicited and very detailed/specific mails last week. One from an art project asking if I wanted to be involved, the other from a record label asking me if I wanted to release with them.

I of course instantly assumed it was a very intricate scam.

Did a load of digging around, and well, came to the conclusion that these were actually genuine mails. Couldn't quite believe it. This never happens.

Show threadmyron aubDec 14
@maxleibman reported
Show threadDan JonesDec 15
  • Is someone writes a funny post, it is a scam
  • If someone has a Mastodon account, it is a scam
  • If someone uses social media, it is a scam
  • If someone logs onto the Internet, it is a scam

@maxleibman