EMAIL WRAPPED 2025

This year, you received too fucking much email!

Number of emails that found you well: zero

Number of emails that you printed, even though you didn't consider the environment: zero

Number of times an "out of office" autoresponder was immediately followed by the person answering your email: all of the times

Your favorite email was: none of them

Next year, you are considering: are there any countries where email is illegal, and what are their immigration laws?

@ricci My favorite email is still the one from 1998 about how the accounting team won the office tequila drinking contest. I have it backed up on a CD somewhere. The dot-com era was something else. Email these days lacks panache.
@superflippy @ricci my favorite email was from Sutter Institute for Medical Research in 2018 asking me to provide legs for medical research
@drbrain @ricci Did you?
@superflippy @ricci all my legs are presently allocated for other purposes