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Dinosaurs make everything better. Literally everything.

Exhibit A, today's Low Quality Ad, this 3D T-Rex Christmas Sweater.
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Dec 8 at 5:36pmWeb
Show threadLow Quality FactsDec 8

Other things dinosaurs would improve:

-The Bible
-Your morning commute
-The Sopranos
-Congressional hearings
-The Olympics

Show threadArapallaDec 8

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But not the workplace.....

Show threadSimonDec 8
@Arapalla @lowqualityfacts ....thats 20.9 million years since the last velociraptor related incident.... i have a few questions...
Show threadArapallaDec 8

@Zimme83 @lowqualityfacts

Never under estimate Velociraptors 😉

Show threadMennoDec 9
@Zimme83 @Arapalla @lowqualityfacts
I also have questions.
One about your math skills, because you're off by a factor of 1000 😁
Another about the fact that they started counting more than 20 billion years ago, roughly 6 billion years before this universe even started.
And then there's the claim that they never had any velociraptor related incidents. I can't tell where this is, and whether it's in a place where velociraptors once lived, but if they did, there would have been incidents.
Show threadSimonDec 9
@MennoWolff @Arapalla @lowqualityfacts million, billion.. its practically the same..
Show threadBadibulgatorDec 8
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Show threadzendao42Dec 26
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As long as they stay outta my bedroom/bathroom, I'm cool
Show threadDudula the DudDec 8
@lowqualityfacts Do they do one in "Alien"?
Show threadMr. Bruno Dec 8
@BackFromTheDud @lowqualityfacts I might actually buy AND wear a xenomorph sweater.
Show threadMr. Bruno Dec 8
@BackFromTheDud @lowqualityfacts I suppose someone would sue if they tried to do a Xenomorph shirt. Who's gonna sue for a dinosaur shirt? Spielberg?
Show thread√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ (Etaoin Shrdlu)Dec 8
@lowqualityfacts Ah yes, the traditional teletransportation of a time-traveling theropod into one’s living flesh. Has something to do with Yule, or Saturnalia, or the Silurian Hypothesis or something…
Show threadMr. Bruno Dec 8
@lowqualityfacts No xenomorph? I am dismayed.
Show threadNils HammerDec 8
@lowqualityfacts A T-Rex growing through your body? This looks quite unhealthy to me.
Show threadformuchdeliberationDec 9
@lowqualityfacts best sweater ever