A wisened @Mrfunkedude posted “That last shitpost you just shit out wasn’t shitty enough. So you might need to shit it up a little shit more next time.”

I now present an up-shitted shit-post to comply with these new guidelines:

“When the fuck did all this goddamn shit-ass hand soap become fucking skin Febreze? #fuckass

*bows to the left*
*bows to the right*
*rips one up the middle*