BREAKING: FIFA just awarded Katy Perry a prize for best astronaut.
@JRDRD I'm afraid to check if it's true. I wouldn't be surprised if it was true.
@David If you don’t check it’s like Schrödinger’s Kat.
@JRDRD I heard Kevin Hart got an award for being the greatest comedian of all time.
@JRDRD she really deserves it. 15 minutes in space is an eternity. Not like that Scott Kelley liberal who was up there a year. He had space burritos. So spoiled. She didn't have space burritos. Bless her in Jesus name.