@stonebear2 we need another Dickens to tell the stories that stop the rich from dehumanizing the poor.
@Frantasaur @stonebear2 Dreams of spirits aren't going to cut it anymore. We're going to need to have billionaires spirited away by Etsy witches to some dark realm where they are forced, day and night, to physically eat every bit of the wealth they hoarded. In single dollar bills and small change. Past the point of simple pain, past the point of being able to physically hold it, far past the point of their bellies distending to the size of small planetoids. Just keep eating, buddy, you took more than this from the poor so they couldn't eat, and now you must. Open. Wide.
@Soozcat @Frantasaur @stonebear2 or even better: in Tansanian Shillings! (1$ ≈ 2.462,8 TZS)
@PurpleShadow @Frantasaur @stonebear2 I likes the cut of yer jib, matey! ARRRR 🏴‍☠️
@Soozcat @Frantasaur @stonebear2 well it looks like we have a first draft already!
@ASprinkleofSage @Frantasaur @stonebear2 Thaaaat's about as far as I'm willing to go with that idea. 😸

@Soozcat @ASprinkleofSage @stonebear2 I liked what they did to the arms dealers in this movie

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micmacs_(film)

Micmacs (film) - Wikipedia

@Frantasaur @Soozcat @ASprinkleofSage (reads)

Oh, I like it! Arms dealers disgraced by viral confession video, film at 11!

@stonebear2 although I'd also be up for the alternative version where Tiny Tim eats Scrooge.
@lucas yabbut, then Scrooge's estate would end up in probate and we know how that turns out... poorly, pun intentional..
@stonebear2 wow I want to volunteer to be a ghost
@sabrinaweb71 be careful what you witch for! :)