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christians worship a hebrew zombie.

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also -

if this so-called 'jesus' died and then got up and walked around for a while, three days later...

well...doesn't that count as his second coming?

i mean...he was, like, laid out, stone-cold dead, and then he was up and about.

that has to count.

@SmudgeTheInsultCat I call BS! We eat chocolate! The wine part is accurate tho, but you must be drinking Miami wine if it tastes like blood ugh
@SmudgeTheInsultCat zombie jesus is the only true zombie! i know because my sky daddy told me so! 🤣
@SmudgeTheInsultCat It's just Vim vs Emacs for non-techies. "Your thing is weird! My thing is cool!"
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Ok but if people weren't capable of holding such obviously self-contradictory beliefs, how would they be able to tell who the bad people are?
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Remember, Catholics are the most pagan of them