Saiπ£ #SnoringBeauty 30 π£
The thing on the shirt? Of course it's a totally normal cat, what else would it be?
π΄ #SnoringBeauty 31 π΄
So, lemme make sure I heard you right. You're telling me that nobody else at the homicide department is a better option to pass as the corpse of a young woman on the beach, so I have to do it to infiltrate the house of a Russian family that makes crime scenes disappear and gather evidence to shut the whole gig down?
What else, stalling up a teenage guy with my feminine charm until you dunces arrive?
Don't answer.
π΅ #SnoringBeauty 32 π£
Three dresses and unable to decide? Why not merging them all? Beware of the wind, tho.
β« #SnoringBeauty 33 π΄
Ok, ok, you two were right, you can make me pass as a girl, geez...
Huh? T-Testing it with a girls night out? That's a joke, right?
...right?
π΄ #SnoringBeauty 34 β«
Dunno what I can't wait more for, finishing this damn interview or finishing off this damn suit...
Or both. Yeah, both. Both is good.
π£ #SnoringBeauty 35 π£
Wait, wait, wait, what do you mean all this is 'for me'? I thought I was just helping you choosing something to wear!
Y-Yeah, I said it all looked quite pretty, but...
Sigh...
*batman transition sound effect*
T-Tsk, this shows more than I initially thought...
π΅ #SnoringBeauty 36 π£
When your boss has... particular tastes when it comes to work attire...
Huh? Nah, I'm sure that weird tasting syrup had nothing to do, she's nice, really!
π£ #SnoringBeauty 37 π£
Hmm? Yeah, I was looking at that dress over there... why?
Okay, okay, I will try it on! No need to push me around...
There, are you hap-... shoes now? Really? Look, that clerk heard us and now she's coming with a... comb...
... Why do I keep coming clothes shopping with you again?
π‘ #SnoringBeauty 38 β«
Another one without context, tho I think some said it could fit a high-end office? Not sure, may be a bit distracting...
π΄ #SnoringBeauty 39 π‘
A tip for when you go to conventions... pay attention before you accept the offer of a massage station. Or at least don't fall asleep, you may wake up with a... surprise.
βͺ #SnoringBeauty 40 βͺ
Oh, hey, girls. Yeah, me, winning the contest. Crazy, huh?
... Sorry, you said what?
No, I'm not gonna try the dress from the last challenge. The paramedics had to took away the other guy after he passed out trying it! I'm glad I won just by that, that thing is ridiculous.
No, you two helping me with it is not enough.
Come on, don't start with the puppy eyes...
...
Tsk...
π΄ #SnoringBeauty 41 β«
Never happened to you that you dream with an ant, wake up, then try to search for info about it on Google and only kinky clothing pops out in the results? And then you wake up for real?
No?
βͺ #SnoringBeauty 42 β«
For when fast food requires fast cleaning too!
βͺ #SnoringBeauty 44 π΄
Oh, no, the job is nice. Good pay, easy... I just need to greet customers, find them a table and managing them to the best spot.
No, my complain is that my boos wouldn't stop oogling at my legs during the whole interview... He could at least pretend not to do it, ugh
π£ #SnoringBeauty 45 π£
So, game review:
Good: the first part with the tracks and the team train diving while cannonballing down UFOs was great.
Bad: the second part with the room maze immediately after was too much. The chasing girls and their punishment dress were a bit overkill, and the butcher knife they carried was very out of place.
Pls nerf
π΅ #SnoringBeauty 46 π΅
Dear diary,
Yes, the world ended. Kinda.
We all got yeeted via nether portals to fictional universes. Me and a friend went to the Game of Thrones' one. Got assigned a job as an alchemist and a girls' residence, my friend ended in the mines. I think I'm making her explosives?
π΅ #SnoringBeauty 47 β«
Oh, a package from the academy? That's weird...
Wait, wait! Not tha-mmngh!!
...
...
Ugh... in what mess I got this time...?
π£ #SnoringBeauty 48 β«
When you have to do a live concert, but the pandemics confinement is still ongoing and you have to do it from a window of the internal yard at home...
βͺ #SnoringBeauty 49 β«
For the future, always lock the door before going to sleep, no matter how tired. Otherwise the twin girls from next door may have a wake up surprise... Which may add to the surprise of your boss sending mails wanting paperwork... And a random guy in a bathrobe demanding a massage with 'happy ending'...
π£ #SnoringBeauty 50 π£
Come on, guys, I doubt this physics project is so hard it needs an eldritch ritual!
And why do I have to be the offering? I'm not the one who needs help!
π΅#SnoringBeauty 51 β«
Undercover on a beauty salon to see what they hide!
It was a mind controlling and brainwashing operation!
Time to get the hell outta here!
π΅ #SnoringBeauty 52βͺ
Ladies and gentlemen, we present you the unholy mix of miniskirt and shorts, for when you just can't decide. Well, you're not deciding anymore, it's always the two at once.
β« #SnoringBeauty 53 π΄
When you can't simply go into a restaurant with show without taking notes for designs...
π£ #SnoringBeauty 54 π£
Life tip: if someone tells you to get up for a big surprise while you're half asleep... don't fall for it, she's definitely up to something!
π΅#SnoringBeauty 55 π΅
Listen, you told me to dress properly for the business dinner, and I did it, I don't see any problem.
You got that contract without having to say a thing, I didn't have to wear a suit, and the other two guys were pretty... satisfied with the view, we all win!
π΄ #SnoringBeauty 56 β«
Costume party! And what better than a fearsome demon to go as!
... Okay, maybe not too fearsome, but the street is! There are floor level windows with hands reaching out from them, and a store catered to kidnapping supplies!
I know, I know, time to run.
π΅ #SnoringBeauty 57 βͺ
If you find an old jewel bracelet in an antique store and your brain tells you it's cursed, obey and leave it aside.
Those things tend to be quite clingy and cumbersome...
π΄ #SnoringBeauty 58β«
Ugh, exploring a dark cave through a suspiciously narrow stone cliff over a pool of radioactive green liquid wasn't exactly what I had planned... Whatever is behind that door better be good.
π€ #SnoringBeauty 59 β«
Hmm... nothign to say here, I'm afraid. I think I thought each dress would be too revealing on their own and I put both designs together?
π£ #SnoringBeauty 60 π΅
Hey, there's a hidden undergroung market in this Minecraft server!
Hmm... that doll looks a bit like me... suspiciously so...
βͺ #SnoringBeauty 61 βͺ
Bullshit, that store clerk just wanted to leave early!
Couldn't she just ask me to leave, instead of deciding I was too indecisive and needed all... this?! She must have made the whole day sale, this doesn't look cheap!
Where the hell do I go like this this late...
π΅ #SnoringBeauty 62 π΄
Your typical day, playing in the river with two twin sisters when suddenly a giant octopus spitting typhoons appear and ruins it all.
-What I don't understand is the dress
Well, I'll have to coordinate, don't I?
π‘ #SnoringBeauty 63 βͺ
Fishes...? No, they're candy! It's not my fault only half of each is visible.
Okay, it may be partly my fault. Hush.
π€ #SnoringBeauty 64 π‘
Sugar, du du du du du duu...
Oooh, honey honey, du du du du du duu...
Aw, the shirt is melting already!
π΄ #SnoringBeauty 65 βͺ
Aw, crap! She's completely butchering the song! I knew they shouldn't have chosen her as the representative for the actuaction...
Girls, I can't believe I'm gonna say it, but...
Bring me the backup costume, gotta do something about it.
β« #SnoringBeauty 66 π΄
Okay, time to play a bit on the Battle Factory...
Hey, what's going on? I don't remember the game being this glotched, all sprites are a total mess!
I... don't remember this uniform either...
π£#SnoringBeauty 68 π£ (part 1)
Magical girl? Sai to the rescue! Now in different power levels and capilar intensity!
π΄ #SnoringBeauty 69 β«
Remember, being a boy is NOT an excuse to avoid being the bride on a wedding. Especially if the mob godmother says so.
Ugh, it better be my ticket outta all this, being jammed in this dress is a nightmare!
π΅#SnoringBeauty 71 π΅
Beware, browsing the internet looking for references can get you to... strange places
π£ #SnoringBeauty 72 π£
Mmngh... hmoph dmh Ih kemh gemmhing imgoh thimph khign ogh twoughne...
(Translation: How do I keep getting into this kind of trouble...)
π£ #SnoringBeauty 73 π£
Pre-warming beds in a hotel? Hmm, looks like an easy and comfy job...
*later*
...
Seriously, a dog uniform? Do I have to bark too?
π€ #SnoringBeauty 74 β«
When you see something pretty on the TV and you just think 'I want it!'
π΅ #SnoringBeauty 75π΅
... and whem it finally arrives after you order it... Dang it!
π’ #SnoringBeauty 76π£
And then, after running away in that alien goo infested space station and kicking a giant ant alien, we got stuck in a chamber.
Turns out, she got infected with the goo and stuff happened.
With erotic results.
π΄ #SnoringBeauty 77 π΄
Yaaaay, my dress for prom finally arrived!!
...
Yeah, on retrospective, that was clearly a dream.
π΄ #SnoringBeauty 78 π΅
Go, Miniice!
*cute beeping noises*
#crossdressing #digitalArt #krita #drawingDreams #pokemon #fakemon
π΅#SnoringBeauty 79 βͺ
Imagine walking on the busiest downtown street like this...
Luckily it was 6 AM and it was all empty, lol
βͺ #SnoringBeauty 80 π΄
You three, stop giggling already! I lost the race, and now I'm wearing this crap, let's get this all done at once, this is pretty embarrassing as it is!
And you better keep those photos to yourselves!
π€ #SnoringBeauty 81 π€
Hey, I don't know a thing about couples therapy, but... are you really sure this improvised photoshoot would improve how I see myself?
Okay, then, you're the expert here...
π‘#SnoringBeauty 82 π΅
When you're in the middle of a dream but it begins to crash down out of nowhere and your brain starts blasting you design notes like a meth-full flamingo with a megaphone.
So... yeah, linen soldier, I guess.
π΄ #SnoringBeauty 83 β«
Oh, dear, I think I fainted in math class...
Uh? What do you mean what am I wearing?
π©· #SnoringBeauty 84 π©·
"Now, you must be ready for an undercover mission in any kind of setting and environment, whether it be a professional, servile or formal"
Why everything has to be pink tho...
π΅ #SnoringBeauty 85 + N1π’
When your friend and you ditch a museum exposition and just go randomly under the rain... until you find an abandonded soccer ball and try your best to not snap your feet in two with an impromptu match.
But fear not, because she had not one but TWO (2) spare dresses on her bag to return home after the rain!
Why she had those... I didn't question it too much, it was that or pneumonia.
What a nice friend, tho :3
π΅ #SnoringBeauty 86 π΅
So, your teacher just dragged you to the showers for a deep clean before a big 'thing' she volunteered you into to help her?
Yeah!
Could you see what it was?
Em... no.
β« #SnoringBeauty 87 π΄
Touhou has so many waifus that sometimes it's very difficult to choose which one to cosplay...
π΄#SnoringBeauty 88 β«
Okay, Sai, it's just a night out at a bar... just stay cool, yeah!
βͺ#SnoringBeauty 89 π‘
Nothing to see here, just a fancy ornament thingy, moving on...
π€ #SnoringBeauty 89 β«
Tsk, great, you just ruined a perfectly fine toot, now it needs a content warning!
π€ #SnoringBeauty 90 π£
> Gets isekai'd into Wakfu universe
> Immediately gets kidnapped
> ???
> Protfit
Hov!@sainanigans !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@sainanigans *toc toc*
@sainanigans π€π€π€
@sainanigans que bonito!!!
Por que no recuerdo ninguno de estos!? :(
@Hovenduck π«
@sainanigans ESTE NO RECORDABA PARA NADA HABERLO VISTO Y NO TIENE PINTA DE SER OLVIDABLE!!?!!
@Hovenduck :D
Β‘De nada por la segunda primera impresiΓ³n!
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