Mr. Funk E. Dude 🍑💨

If I am elected Mayor of Mastodon...

Anyone having a bad day will be given a weighted electric blanket, a kindle with their favorite book, and a button that electrocutes random Nazis and bigots.

Thank you for your vote.

#selfie #directeyecontact

Nov 25 at 5:32pmWeb
Show threadKarakSindru (He/Him)Nov 26
@Mrfunkedude can I get that button even if you're not elected?
Show threadChookMother 🇦🇺🦘Nov 26
@Mrfunkedude As Patron Saint of Mastadon, I endorse your candidature. 😇
Show threadDavid W. JonesNov 26
@Mrfunkedude
You got my vote! 😁