"Alright, after a frankly insane number of lucky rolls, you successfully seduced the arman High Queen, and spent a wild, sleepless night with her. Because you're a human, you get a bonus to impregnating other mammalian aliens, and not only are arman indeed partially mammalian, queens in particular are super fertile, so the impregnation check autosucceeds. Now let's roll to see how many kids you're giving her.
Mmhm, let's see... It's at least 1d4, base human virility at your age bumps that to a d6, and then your genemods kick it up to 3d8. I warned you about those lagomorph genes! Oh, did you drink that pink stuff that waiter drone offered?
Ah, you did? Almost forgot about that. So that's a... doing some math... 6d10! Wuff!
So roll that... ... Great! Now the queen's modifiers...
...
Ah right. What did you roll again? Okay, uh.. multiply that by um..
ten thousand.
Congratulations!"
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