Foone🏳️⚧️I tried a machine learning model to determine if a picture of a keyboard was SFW
it said no, because it detected the escape key as a nipple
it said no, because it detected the escape key as a nipple
I showed it a picture of me holding the laserdisc of Disney's The Santa Clause and it said it wasn't SFW, because of Tim Allen's breasts and my Penis Hand.
of COURSE I tried a thinkpad keyboard, and no, it didn't identify the TrackPoint as a nipple. I'm sorry.
I also tried the other way: giving it NSFW images.
I can't show those, but it did pretty abysmally. it spotted a penis in one, but an image of two people having sex that was shot from the side? marked SFW. A softcore shot of BDSM? SFW
I can't show those, but it did pretty abysmally. it spotted a penis in one, but an image of two people having sex that was shot from the side? marked SFW. A softcore shot of BDSM? SFW
I tested to see if it wasn't programmed to detect clitorises (clitorii?), thinking maybe it the thinkpad pointer is a clit and not a nipple?
NOPE! I tried turning the detection threshold way down and it managed to detect 27 overlapping pussies (their term, not mine) but zero clitorises.
So I guess it just can't detect clitorises. shame
man, this thing loves to mark my thumb as a penis.
I tried running it on some VHS tape covers but instead of noticing the woman in a leotard on the cover, it told me it was NSFW because my thumb at the bottom of the image was DEFINITELY a penis
I tried a photo where I was wearing nitrile gloves while holding up a phone, and it didn't mark my thumb as a penis this time!
it did mark my blurry wife in the background as a sex toy, which is more offensive tbh
if I lower the confidence threshold enough it'll detect my pupils as nipples
I keep trying laserdisc covers and it keeps telling me NSFW and then points out the thumb in the corner as a penis
kinda want to run it on my entire photo library and see what it marks as NSFW.
I ran it on a photo of me holding a box of Rice-A-Roni, and it marked my hand TWICE as penises, and the "A" in Rice-A-Roni as an asshole
HAH. it failed on my USB penis
This is 100% safe, baby!
(it's a plastic USB flashdrive in the shape of a penis)
maybe it should be a game.
like it shows you pictures like this, and asks you if you can guess where the NSFW detector thinks the problem is
like it shows you pictures like this, and asks you if you can guess where the NSFW detector thinks the problem is
well, that's enough for me to confirm that I'm not really missing out on anything but not using this sort of nonsense
Someone on blusky asked me to test this image of the kirby slippers.
Sadly it said SFW until I dropped the confidence threshold, but now it can see the penis, pussy, and nipple.
I'm now trying to feed the entire movie of Disney's The Santa Clause through it. Well, one frame every second.
So far I've got a lot of images like this:
looking through the preliminary results, it appears the only things it can detect with any reliability are tim allen's big supernaturals. Huh.
Juliet Merida, Dum Tran Elf 🏳️⚧️@foone I double dog dare you to run it on screenshots of Mr Roger's Neighborhood.
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no longer sure that your algo doesn't find anything in this funny trash face I took the other day
no longer sure that your algo doesn't find anything in this funny trash face I took the other day
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gloriouscow@foone hotdog or not hotdog?
@gloriouscow I did run it on some hotdogs, and it dutifully identified them as penises
Marcus The Board Gamer@foone The Forbidden Kirby™️
Wee Mad Hamish@foone That is some 2017 tumblr levels of impressively wrong porn filtering.
real tournament when unreal tournament walks in 💽 --> 39c3@foone there’s a pussy RIGHT THERE
@domi and did it detect it? nope!
punIssuer@punissuer @domi makes sense. If they trained it on recent pornography, it's probably mostly shaved/trimmed
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Wurzelmann (soup era)@foone every chocolate chip cookie is a nipple!
@wurzelmann no, only two of them are
@foone do I get points if I guess which ones?
Ortie - Pipit Farlouze@foone the orange light ?
myrmepropagandistBut that's just a thumb drive.
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Advanced Persistent Teapot@foone it's got protection over the part you insert, hence safe.
dan 💾@billgoats nah, tried it. no luck
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@foone Maybe the ML is tell you what it wants to see, like nipple mice!
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L'égrégore André ꕭꕬ@foone I think the person they trained it on might want to see a doctor?
Saffron🏳️⚧️@foone those sneaky penises hiding in plain sight
Dr. Juande Santander-Vela@foone you’re holding it wrong 😉
@juandesant I'M NOT HOLDING THE LASERDISC WITH MY PENIS
@foone sorry, it was just a play on Steve Jobs’ “you’re holding it wrong” iPhone 4 antenna gate conference… I know humans don’t have prensile penises, but clearly that model does not know it 😉
Brian@foone @juandesant you sent an image of you doing just that HERE.
Janne@foone I remember the lego penis detector. Kids are too clever for those. Dong detection is damn hard.
Nowadays they have better state of the art dong detector algorithms, thanks to the japanese donut detectors....
There are other sites but this was readily available
https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/l8enni/til_that_there_was_a_lego_mmo_that_was_cancelled/
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