PatioboaterWhat? That was it?!
Holy cow, I should've looked up that runtime beforehand: one hour and eleven minutes. And about 1/3 of that stock footage with voice-over narration.
I swear I thought we were still in the second act.
David Zaslavsky@patioboater To be fair I believe we *were* in the second act and there just wasn't any more
@diazona 😆 I believe this. It literally feels as if they filmed the first 2/3 of the script, ran out of money, and the producers just said, “Screw it. Close enough. Ship it. The kids will all be making out in the drive-in by then. Nobody will ever notice.”