Listening to audiobooks in the car on the way to Houston like

“One of the most interesting finds at Nag Hammadi was the Apocryphon of John. In it, John, son of Zebedee, was taking to a Pharisee when the heavens opened and God says to him ‘IN ONE MILE TURN RIGHT ON DOGWOOD DRIVE’”

#apocrypha #books #shitpost

@rk
I once had Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy tell me "One day, about two thousand years after a man was nailed to a tree for saying IN ONE KILOMETER, MERGE ONTO HIGHWAY SEVEN"