in capitalist america, federal gov't is on break, you must buy pizza ticket from a wizard so that a poor person can get fed

but in soviet russia, the pizza doesn't taste as good

#ROC #PizzaWizard #pizza #governmentshutdown #governmentshutdown2025

Also: holy shit!
@travis pizza wizard on point tho. Hit them up like once a month.
@Sonikku @travis Only left ROC three weeks ago and already miss them. They were within easy walking distance from my house, which was dangerous, but also amazing.
@RyanHyde @travis thankfully all my usual spots are like a 15-20 minute drive from Greece so not getting too much fatter haha
@RyanHyde @Sonikku aside from their pizza being great, their newsletters are amazing, each one is a work of art