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Coach Pāṇini ®
Thoughts and prayers
Nov 5 at 3:04amWeb
Show threadAltbotNov 5

@paninid A social media post with a dark background. The post features a profile picture of a grey tabby cat with bright green eyes wearing a black tuxedo. To the right of the profile picture is text stating "Thoughts and prayers to the NYC billionaires tearfully packing their gold bars into a man bag as they rush to their helipads to flee the city." The text is followed by a timestamp indicating the post was made 48 minutes ago. The post appears to be a satirical comment on a hypothetical emergency situation involving wealthy people in New York City.

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Show threadCasual Observer Nov 5
@paninid Quick note for the gold-packing billionaires. Don't pack like Bob Menendez.
Show threadChantaruNov 5
@paninid it's coming from Scalzi too, hilarious.
Show threadCameron BoschNov 5
@paninid "They're eating the billionares; the people that voted, they're eating the Nazis. They're eating the spineless dead weight politicians, and this is what's happening in our country, and it's a grand thing!" 😂
Show threadxs4me2Nov 5
@paninid 🥳
Show threadMichael SimonsNov 5
@paninid one would hope if they bag as much as they can the helicopter would not crash on inhabited grounds though.
Show threadR.L. LENov 5
@paninid Gold bars in a helicopter? That's so '50s. Can't it be at least bearer bonds? Then it's '80s.