"I can't believe you Portuguese weirdos thought we would fall for that"

Explanation: When the African man Yasuke (birth name uncertain) was brought to the court of the Japanese warlord Oda Nobunaga by Portuguese missionaries, none of the Japanese nobility there had ever seen an African man before. So Nobunaga ordered Yasuke to strip, and then had him scrubbed clean, thinking that would wash the paint off and show the Portuguese up for trying to play him for a fool!

When said vigorous scrubbing revealed that it was not paint and that Black people do, in fact, exist, Nobunaga took on Yasuke as a personal retainer. Nobunaga appeared to place some amount of trust in Yasuke, bestowing him with a sword and servants, discussing matters with him, eating meals with him (a rare honor from a high-ranking lord like Nobunaga), and being accompanied by him both at home and on campaign.

Yasuke was present as one of Nobunaga’s defenders at the ambush which took Nobunaga’s life; after Nobunaga’s assassination in that incident, Yasuke escaped the ambush and joined Nobunaga’s son, who was also subsequently defeated by those same forces. Yasuke’s life was spared after being captured at this second battle, by some accounts according to the xenophobia of the traitorous lord who orchestrated the ambush and attempted coup, preferring to send him away with the Portuguese rather than execute him as a soldier.

After this, Yasuke fades from the historical record, unfortunately.

I feel like Assassin’s Creed: Shadows took a bit too many liberties with Yasuke, but then again it’s fiction and Ubisoft, so I shouldn’t be too surprised.

I mean, the depiction of norse in AC Valhalla is pure fantasy. Stave churches roughly fifty years before the first attempts of christianisation in Norway are a minor mistake compared to whatever the “Vikings” are wearing (I really hate such depictions of norse people, it’s just dumb), the oversized axes, the hair, beard and makeup styles… Every cliché destilled into a game.

But sure, a black samurai, that’s where people get railed up about historicity.

I really don’t understand it.

There’s plenty to complain about the Yasuke sections of Shadows but sure capital G Gamers biggest problem was black man bad because they’re absolute man children.

Even fro their criminal fantasies, gamurrs demand white protagonists. Remember when the protagonist of GTA San Andreas was revealed to be a black man?