Mark Wyner Won’t Comply 

Elias Herrera and his cow Bruce bring me a lot of joy. I don’t have Meta/Google accounts, but I check-in to get my fix when I can.

I’m not sure if Elias is a vegetarian, but I’ve never seen him use meat in what he’s cooking. And in a BBQ video he’s grilling veggies/fruit. I’ve read interviews about his care for Bruce, and it’s genuine. He even gives him spa days.

Anyway, I hope this brightens your day. Enjoy!

#EliasHerrera #Bruce #BruceTheCow #Cows #Cute #Animals #UnusualPets

Nov 2 at 7:31amWeb
Show threadJust BobyNov 2
@markwyner I needed this level of silly in my day, thank you 🙏🏼🤪🐮
Show threadMark Wyner Won’t Comply Nov 2
@boby_biq it’s my pleasure.
Show threadOld Hippie Ⓥ Resistance!Nov 2
@markwyner Love it, thanks.
Show threadKai und der Andere 🎗️Nov 2
@markwyner Hope that either this isn't real pizza dough or that the vet will come quick enough to save the cows life.
Show threadBrian GordonNov 2

@markwyner

I have so many questions after watching this video. For example:

* Is that cow house-trained? If so, how does one house-train a cow?
* I was gonna ask, but I'm pretty sure Elias is single.
* Can we get this guy and #BruceTheCow on Mastodon? Surely cows and mastodons are in the same family.

Show threadObbie KingNov 2

@markwyner As an old farm-boy, I feel the need to nit-pik slightly...

With a name like "Bruce", that's not a "cow". He's either a bull (intact) or a steer (no balls). A cow is a lactating female, and a non-lactating female is a heifer.

So that's your vocabulary update from the dairy state. Back to regularly scheduled programming... :)

Show threadWendroid 🇺🇦Nov 2
@markwyner I guess that’s a cow pie? 🐄 moooo 🐮
Show threadMark Wyner Won’t Comply Nov 2
@wendinoakland 😂😂😂
Show threadSysteemkabouter 🇳🇱 🇪🇺 🇺🇳Nov 4
@markwyner This is great, thanks for sharing!
Show threadcobaltNov 4
@markwyner I had no idea a cow woukd eat half the food and drink in this video! Pretty entertaining.
Show threadMark Wyner Won’t Comply Nov 4

@cobalt123 😂

I had the same thoughts when I first saw his videos. I work with someone who raises cows. I asked her about the dangers of these foods. She said they’re mostly harmless in small quantities. That gave me comfort.