My daughter the fine artistโ€ฆ #CatsOfMastodon
@GrumpusNation I WISH I had seen this yesterday before I carved our pumpkins!!! Genius! You are raising her right, obvs.
@juliehuz She knows her audience, 4YOsโ€ฆ
@GrumpusNation They are the only critics that matter today!
@GrumpusNation Clearly a Princess Posse, or, well, Donut Holes member.
@GrumpusNation Ah, yes! The Cat Ass Trophy!
@LovingFalloutLondon1954 I taught both kids spelling with that jokeโ€ฆ
@sfb Old enough to annoy her mother with such juvenile humour, but young enough to know her audienceโ€ฆ
@GrumpusNation So not like a ca. 7 year old, because that would have been extra funny;)

@GrumpusNation Back in the 90s, Adobe sold a clip art collection โ€” on floppies! โ€” called Art Parts. Delightful wood-cut style illustrations. My favourite (are we surprised?) was one called โ€œcat buttโ€. (The most 2025 thing ever is that I canโ€™t find it online anywhere.)

Edit: Found it! https://www.shutterstock.com/image-vector/black-white-vector-illustration-cat-rear-128890385

@tantramar It's just classic humour, ain't it?
@GrumpusNation Reminds me not to order "Thai hot" Drunken Noodles. Hoo boy!
@GrumpusNation that's incredible! We're gonna need a photo of it lit in the dark though
@Mutedog Will update tonight when it's dark!
@Mutedog Trial run!
@GrumpusNation hahaha, I love it! Thank you ๐Ÿ˜
@GrumpusNation hmm, I wonder if eyes would work, like the cat is looking back at you?
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Wish I'd thought of that! Hopefully I'll remember it for next year.

@GrumpusNation #Human being are so weird.

Sometimes people put things up which makes me glad, I'm #single, #alone, #lonely, #suicidal, and don't have #kids.

This is one moment. I am incapable of being a #father.

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Your daughter wins the "Catastrophe": Cat-Ass Trophy. ๐Ÿ˜‰