CharimsOct 31
James Baker 🍁
My daughter the fine artist… #CatsOfMastodon
Oct 31 at 1:07pmWeb
Show threadJulie HughesOct 31
@GrumpusNation I WISH I had seen this yesterday before I carved our pumpkins!!! Genius! You are raising her right, obvs.
Show threadJames Baker 🍁Oct 31
@juliehuz She knows her audience, 4YOs…
Show threadJulie HughesOct 31
@GrumpusNation They are the only critics that matter today!
Show threadgenericOct 31
@GrumpusNation Clearly a Princess Posse, or, well, Donut Holes member.
Show threadPlausible Human BeingOct 31
@GrumpusNation Ah, yes! The Cat Ass Trophy!
Show threadJames Baker 🍁Oct 31
@LovingFalloutLondon1954 I taught both kids spelling with that joke…
Show threadSigmundFreudsBartenderOct 31
@GrumpusNation age?
Show threadJames Baker 🍁Oct 31
@sfb Old enough to annoy her mother with such juvenile humour, but young enough to know her audience…
Show threadSigmundFreudsBartenderOct 31
@GrumpusNation So not like a ca. 7 year old, because that would have been extra funny;)
Show threadChris Mackay 🇨🇦Oct 31

@GrumpusNation Back in the 90s, Adobe sold a clip art collection — on floppies! — called Art Parts. Delightful wood-cut style illustrations. My favourite (are we surprised?) was one called “cat butt”. (The most 2025 thing ever is that I can’t find it online anywhere.)

Edit: Found it! https://www.shutterstock.com/image-vector/black-white-vector-illustration-cat-rear-128890385

Show threadJames Baker 🍁Oct 31
@tantramar It's just classic humour, ain't it?
Show threadMr. Bruno Oct 31
@GrumpusNation Reminds me not to order "Thai hot" Drunken Noodles. Hoo boy!
Show threadMute Dog BrewingOct 31
@GrumpusNation that's incredible! We're gonna need a photo of it lit in the dark though
Show threadJames Baker 🍁Oct 31
@Mutedog Will update tonight when it's dark!
Show threadJames Baker 🍁Oct 31
@Mutedog Trial run!
Show threadMute Dog BrewingOct 31
@GrumpusNation hahaha, I love it! Thank you 😁
Show threadMute Dog BrewingOct 31
@GrumpusNation hmm, I wonder if eyes would work, like the cat is looking back at you?
Show threadR. L.Oct 31
@GrumpusNation
Back At U
Show threadlirosoOct 31
@GrumpusNation
Wish I'd thought of that! Hopefully I'll remember it for next year.
Show threadAoi_X_KaizakiOct 31

@GrumpusNation #Human being are so weird.

Sometimes people put things up which makes me glad, I'm #single, #alone, #lonely, #suicidal, and don't have #kids.

This is one moment. I am incapable of being a #father.

Show threadMr. Lance E Sloan (IRL) 👤Oct 31
@Aoi_X_Kaizaki
Happy Halloween to you, too! 🎃
Show threadJorge BejaranoOct 31
@GrumpusNation 🤣🤣🤣👍
Show threadTrump & Epstein: Biz partners.Oct 31
@GrumpusNation
Your daughter wins the "Catastrophe": Cat-Ass Trophy. 😉